Linga-ling

Something weird you want to show or something you want to show that can be a bit offensive

I wanna show you something linga-ling.

by petete the pipe June 30, 2023

Ling tingz

The art of rolling laced marijuana joints using chopsticks

Him:What you doing, Her: im in Perth doing ling tingz aha i still haven't slept all night

by greatsouthernbntr May 31, 2018

Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.

Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!

by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019

the reversed ling lang

When the girl punches the mans penis until it goes inside of his body and then nuts on the girls face

Omg i gave Karl the reversed ling lang and he left my face all sticky

by Therizzmaster November 13, 2022

ling

zero in chinese, and my favourite nickname for her.

how did you do in the test?
got ling lah.
Oh no!

by i'm just someone! December 27, 2023

ling maos

Ling maos is an ancient phrase that has been in lots of ancient scripture. Its meaning is a historical mystery.

Me:

Jérémy: ling maos

by DirectionAndMagnitude69 June 15, 2021

Dick-a-ling

Refers to a really small penis, so small you wouldn't even consider it a penis more a flap of skin covering you actual genitals

That ain't a dick it's a dick-a-ling, a flap to keep your pussy clean!!!

by Twisted6982 March 5, 2024