Crooked Letter

written by Case, one of the most awesome hip hop songs which just makes you wanna get up and dance

M I crooked letter, crooked letter I
I think I wanna hump that I

by howm June 17, 2008

Letters

Part of a ciggarete where the manafacturer's logo is printed

"Lets have some of that fag"
"No Mate"
"Come on boss save me letters"
"O.K"

by seano100 January 5, 2006

three-lettered man

Another name for a male homosexual, referring to Fag.

We don't hang out with Jon. We think he's a bit of a three-lettered man.

by One dude. May 24, 2009

Write a love letter to Shrek

To defecate; To void feces from the bowels; to void excrement from the bowels through the anus; to take a shit

I only had 15 minutes for break, so instead of taking a nice walk in the sunshine, I decided to write a love letter to Shrek.

by GQinthehizzouse June 12, 2011

letter of intent

(Law) (Verb) A first kiss indicating that the kisser, i.e. initiator has the serious intention of doing something more to the kissee, i.e. receiver. Such as kissing more, something a bit sexier or potentially even dating depending on the circumstances specified in previous negotiations. It does not constitute either a promise or a contract, further described in the Flight of the Conchords so aptly named song A Kiss is Not a Contract.

(Verb) Declaration of intentions.

(Verb) First Move, aka you didn't chicken out.

Woman: What! I thougth you gave me a letter of intent, how are you NOW dating my sister?
Girl: OMG, he gave me a letter of intent after the Brittney Spears concert!
Man:Now that was a sweet sweet letter of intent.

by Not a Lawyer/CircuitCourtJudge May 16, 2011

dear John letter

1. A letter sent by a girlfriend (usually) explaining to her guy that she has no wish to see him any more, or that the relationship is not working out. Equivalent when the target is female is the dear Jeannie letter.

2. Letter from a would-be employer regretfully informing a job applicant that for one reason or another, which may or may not be given, they didn't make it.

Marie, not being the most confident girl on the block, gave Desmond her dear John letter after he ogled too many women on the beach.

I just got the dear John letter from ToyMaster last week.

by Fearman January 7, 2008

lezzers

Lesbians by another name. Those who sup from the furry cup and follow a meat-free diet.

The only decent looking women in Quebec are all lezzers! The only warm place to stick your cock is in a moose!

by Craig in the Hat February 20, 2011