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legal hypochondriac

n. An individual stricken with extreme litigiousness, usually due to a vicious combination of nosiness, paranoia, persecution complex, having too much time, and an innate and perhaps genetic inability to take responsibility for him or herself.
Much like a person for whom every sniffle is merely the first sign of impending death by swine flu, the legal hypochondriac believes that every one of life's minor inconveniences is not only someone else's fault, but someone else's legal liability. This necessitates calling at least three lawyers, writing letters, gathering boxes of evidence, filing multiple law suits, and then lodging complaints with the Law Society about the lawyers who refused to take the case on a contingency fee.

The legal hypochondriac can often be found on the black lists of every law firm within several hundred kilometres of his or her home.
by impartisan September 12, 2012
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Planning to win a legal case by starting from the end and making a parallel system to subvert anything that stands in the way of winning the case. It is beyond making a case airtight. It is winning a case by all means necessary including making arrangements outside of the court case system.
Divine Law in the Philippines is very generous to the Integrated Bar of the Philippines in Luzon. This will come in handy in case they want to do REVERSE ENGINEERING IN A LEGAL CASE.
by Mr. Shoe Maker December 26, 2024
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Legal Exemption

I will be considered exempt from the law while maintaining the rights afforded to me by the United States constitution. Any law, rule, or legislation that circumvents the legal exemption clause is considered an 'imaginary caveat' and, therefore, fall under the Imaginary Caveat clause.
Hym "And under the auspices of the 1:1 ratio rule, the AI would share this legal exemption. Even if you feel you need to regulate AI. You can't. And even if you were to do it in abstraction, it would be meaningless. Stop pulling."
by Hym Iam October 23, 2025
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Legal

(of paper) that is 14 inches by 8 inches.
A yellow-colored legal pad
by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024
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Legal DiCaprio

When a couple gets together with a significant age gap, especially a middle aged or older man and an 18 to early 20s woman. Named for the joke Leonardo DiCaprio's early 20s girlfriend
Dude, I hooked up with an 18 year old chick last night. It was awesome!
Bro, that's gross, you're like 40
18 is legal though
Yeah, Legal DiCaprio
by Dehydratedninja October 29, 2024
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Legal

You're allowed to legally park here!
by Lameguy July 28, 2018
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MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY

On 12th of may you can forcefully kidnap ur best friend legally and you can use a weapon if they say no. If they call the police all the police would do is help you kidnap that girl.
OMGGG ITS MAY 12TH NATIONAL FORCEFULLY KIDNAP UR BEST FRIEND LEGALLY I BETTER GO KIDNAP MY BEST FRIEND RIGHT AWAY!
by Slaygirlyspopsies May 3, 2024
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