Lay Your Head On My Pillow

Laying Your Head On A Girls Boobs . Resting Head On Girls Boobs, Or Even Sleeping On Her Booby's . . As A Good Cuddling Position .

Girl : " Baby , Come Lay Your Head On My Pillow. " Boy : * Places Head & Rest's It On Girls Chest. *

by Yoshe106 March 16, 2012

lay the dick

(1) Verb - To completely and utterly win, dominate, and/or succeed in any facet of life; a phrase to describe winning against an opponent in any form of competition, activity, or encounter in a manner that leaves your opponent embarrassed, ashamed, humiliated, wholly defeated, and nothing but a shell of what they once were.

(2) Noun - Phrase used to express admiration or congratulation towards another who has just succeeded in dominating his or her opponent/adversary in some form of competition, activity, or encounter.

(1) Jay: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

John: I laid the dick on that league and finished with a 10-3 regular season record before getting assfucked by James the 8th seed in the first round of the playoffs.

(2) Jesse: How did you do in your fantasy football league this year?

James: I kept 5 rbs on my bench all season and managed to lock in an 8th seed playoff spot with my 6-7 record, but I scuttlefucked the number 1 seed in the first round thanks to Gurley having a career week.

Jesse: Lay the dick, bro. Lay that dick on the table and let that #1 seed know what you went in dry with.

by Jpopson247 April 23, 2018

Lay Up

A girl who is so easy you can not miss.
if you miss a lay up you are open to all chirps regarding having no wheels and just being an all around bad guy.

Andrew: "Dev how could you miss that lay up you had the open lane!?"
Devin: "I got buttery fingers yoh"

by Gotem! February 8, 2010

lay down

To murder a human being.

The crack dealer may lay down a man for selling on his turf.

by Anthony Yochmann May 8, 2008

Lay

A person as lovemaker.

"She's a great lay"

by Dana Mix August 17, 2003

Bad Lay

To be sexually insulted and not receiving any sexual gratification while the other partner ejaculates ; some shaming is implied ; bad sexual performance

He gave her a bad lay. He came/ejaculated and she didn’t receive any sexual gratification while he slept with her. Shamed her and didn’t speak a word to her or give her any eye contact.

by Angel_Ey3z December 4, 2018

Dan Lay syndrome

(n) - a disease in which the infected grows strength, chivalry, and, as described in medical terms, a "whopping pair of cajones". Infection produces interesting side effects, however, including increased amounts of testosterone (which leads to increased female attraction, specifically those of the blonde persuasion), improved ability to recognize pitches (see "perfect pitch"), and even lack of cohesive thought. Based off of multiple figures with the same pseudonym functioning out of locations such as Los Angeles CA, Ridgewood NJ, and Boston MA.

Guy #1: Dude, how was your Friday night?

Guy #2: Man, I swear I must've gotten Dan Lay syndrome; I met the hottest blonde chick, convinced her to give me a blumpkin, and then she offered to pay me afterwords for how good it was!

Guy #1: ...well, fuck.

by Too many anons November 9, 2011