the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

Spanish latte

When a girl quiefs but a little bit of the previous suitors cum drips out into your mouth after the couple had mexican food the night before.

I gave that fool a Spanish latte and he had no idea!

by SPANISH DIVA June 19, 2022

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

by Bear666 December 24, 2014

mocha choca latte

A mocha choca latte is a beautiful bi racial male or female that is calm caring and never gets angry

Look at the Beautiful mocha choca latte she/he is stunning

by The Original Gingerian June 5, 2020

latte jacob

it is a special type of coffee where you combine cumfoam and an espresso shot.
Known for its high amount protein and silky smooth taste

ohh dear i would love a latte jacob

by hansomeinit August 13, 2024

Summer Latte

Summer Latte (n.): A refreshing coffee beverage consisting of a double shot of espresso served in a tall glass, filled up with cold milk. Dreamt up by a forward-thinking individual, this innovative drink offers a balanced blend of robust coffee and creamy milk. Perfect for warm weather, open minds, and weak pallettes.

Wayne, confident in his sexuality and proud of his unique taste, strode up to the counter and boldly ordered a Summer Latte. The barista stared back, confused and oblivious, as Wayne patiently explained the refreshing, creamy blend of milk and double espresso that he'd been craving.

by mod35 May 25, 2024

venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet

Why did you type this? Why did I define it? Why are any of us doing anything? "Life is a marathon, not a sprint" see you on the other side

Emma: hey can I get a venti salted caramel mocha latte half sweet?
Cashier: ...sure

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023