lapkebab

womans genitals

i would like to have a bite of her lapkebab

i wouldnt like to lift her gunt a smell her lap kebeb

i hope her lapkebab doesnt come with cheese

i feel like a tasty lapkebab

by shilhabob the oblitorator January 25, 2009

Lappy-less

When someone is on there way to a library laptop-less, I.E they do not have a laptop on them.

"HEY BRO. NICE BOOKS you Lappy-less ?!"

or

"Lol look, he's using a computer terminal"

by vorcil May 5, 2010

lapping up the likes

An occasion where you temporarily withdraw from posting on Facebook so that you can focus on watching how many likes your tremendous previous status is now getting.

Harry: "dude, you should post some more statuses, that last one was awesome"

Roger: "nah man, it's only been a couple of hours and I'm still lapping up the likes"

by EddceLLent April 16, 2014

lamper i taket

"Lamper i taket" is norwegian for "Lights in the ceiling". The phrase are used a lot when people need to swear in secret. When you say "Nei, det var da som lamper i taket!", it could for example mean "For fucks sake!" or "Damn it!"

"Lamper i taket, i cant believe i lost the bus!"

by Silje aka the pup savage May 28, 2017

laypeng

A typical girlfriend who just loves to eat sleep and play. Horny at times but always keeps it in to herself, attempting to fulfill her inner desires in the future. Commonly used sentences : I want to sleep, i want to eat and i am tired

Laypeng is sleeping

by helopit June 6, 2017

LaPerche

A last name of a person of french ancestry, identifying features are pedophilia, stalking, and a short temper. Most LaPerche’s have very few friends and the ones they do have are often as lame as they are.

“There was this guy in the alley yesterday staring at my daughter, he was a total LaPerche”

by MerpKing December 25, 2017

Lapeer

A small farm town that turned into a big city. You will find plenty of addicts here, men with large trucks that have never even seen a horse and lots of alcoholics. There isn't much to do in this wasteland unless you enjoy going to Fatboys her or Gerlach's bowling center. Most of the citizens are trying to leave but usually they get stuck here forever.

My grandmother lives in Lapeer and I visit her every weekend!

by Sura the Cunt May 4, 2018