Lang Lang

The epitome of the deterioration of Classical virtuoso piano playing

If Lang Lang thinks he's so goddamn good, I dare him to even attempt some Charles Valentin Alkan.

What was that? He can't play it? Thought so...

If anyone is to ever be considered the greatest virtuoso if this modern-day, that title should go to Marc-André Hamelin.

by World Patriot June 18, 2009

Landon

The act of a male ejaculating onto a female's stomach, and then immediately after, consuming said ejaculatory material.

I got Landon'd!

He Landon'd me.
She got Landon'd. Then immediately left the room screaming.

by ForTehJunk June 3, 2010

Laggot

n. insult or title of a person on a online game such as Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2 or Halo 3 who creates much lag, purposely or unintentionally, ruining the game expeirience for other players. They are often referred to as "that fag on our team who is lagging"

Dude, somebody tell that laggot to leave the game, he's making my children cry!

by bullcrapper January 3, 2010

Michael Lang

The fabulous guy i talked to through fan mail, who was behind all the madness at woodstock. The guy that all the wannabe flower children DONT know about. The guy who is one of my idols.

wannabe flower child: "im so cool because i have this trippy shirt on and peace sign necklaces and because i 'like' the beatles. too bad i have no clue who michael lang is even though i claim to like woodstock."

by lifein69:) April 4, 2010

Landon

He’s the fuckiest fuck boy, I’ve ever seen, and doesn’t know how to treat a girl.

Wow look at landon he’s so hot
If only u seen his 4 inch

by Judgejudy December 2, 2018

Langan

Someone who believes any problem can be fixed by smoking marijuana, and any activity is more enjoyable whilst stoned.

C: Hey u langan want to do somethin
T: Yea lettssss buuurrrrrnnnn

by tlangan251 August 24, 2011

langover

The dehydrated feeling, general malaise, and lingering headache one feels after a cathartic airline-induced layover drinking session at such establishments such as TGI Fridays.

Dude, I'm getting a creeping langover. I should have gotten another order of moz sticks. Is it hot on this plane?

by Misslady August 15, 2014