Lando

the blackest brother in Star Wars. He fought for both sides good and evil.
catch phrases include "how ya doin chewbacca?" and "woohoo!"

Lando is my hero, ya dig?

by .dongattack! September 20, 2003

Lando Calrissian

Weed, ganja, left-handed cigarette, or the weird stuff.

Are we going to smoke the Lando Calrissian tonight?

by HalfwayJames May 19, 2005

landmine

A fresh dog egg hidden in a suburban lawn, which is often detonated by a lawnmower leading to untold misery.

when jim ran over a landmine his family cried for weeks

by the ghost of Samuel Johnson March 16, 2010

Landon

The act of taking an unnecessarily loud, hot breath on your knuckles and rubbing it on your shoulder. Done after a person one-ups another person.

"Dude! I just got an 85 on my test!"
"Bruh I got 100" *landons*

by mightymouse13 November 21, 2016

Landolina

To screw up an exceedingly menial or easy task, without possessing the mental faculties to realize your own error.

Etymology: Comes from a bastardization of the words "Land" and "Florentina," probably a reference to one of the colonies founded by Columbus on one of his trips to the Americas, which he mistook for Asia.

Can be used as a noun or a verb.

1. Christopher Columbus Landolina'd the search for a faster trade route to the Indies.

2. I heard he thought those lyrics to 'Blinded by the Light' were 'wrapped up like a douche.' What a Landolina.

by Oskie Bear November 3, 2010

Landoni

Describes a raging science teacher with a big package. He hates all Virginia's.

Girl One:Ew did you see our science teacher?
Girl two:Yeah I know! He's a total LANDONI!

by Quilence June 19, 2008

Johnstone Landmine

When the pipe major or conductor of a band approaches the bartender and proceeds to ask them to plant a shite on thier chest and slap it causeing it to disperse across a large area.

Finlay "i'd totally let you shit on ma chest"
Cameron "as long as it is a johnstone landmine"

by Erectile disfunction causer June 15, 2016