Legal

Legit, certified. Case closed.

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legal” for three hits.

by anonymous August 20, 2022

Legal Dictator

( Noun )
Used to describe a teacher who does whatever he/she wants, knowing you can't do anything to stop her/him.

I'm tired of Mrs.Felps acting like a Legal Dictator. Reason why I brought this knife to school.

by Shinzo November 10, 2009

legalized slavery

Working for a company that pays you near or exactly at minimum wage.

There is too much legalized slavery in this country.

by LouisAWP June 8, 2022

legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.

There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.

by QuacksO November 6, 2018

Legal

acknowledged as separate from equity under common or statute law.

Whether the beneficiary had an equitable claim based on the deceased's intentions or a legal right to the property was at the center of the inheritance dispute.

by Arminkshipper July 2, 2024

COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION

Getting pushed pass the SHITLIST has caused this to be an incredible solution to age old problems.

Let the POLITICIANS AND BIBLICAL PEOPLE decide on this ELON WISHES for the future.

You and the other party cannot be present as the VERDICT IS THE LAST RESORT.

Listen if you are working for someone I can't pay you any money but since you have been pushed pass the SHIT LIST I will let you have 3 DICKS TO SUCK PER HOUR AND TWO FUCKS PER HOUR for your excellent MOPED WORK AS JOHN call this COMBINATORIAL LEGALIIZATION the only catch is you will be a SUBMISSIVE SEX SLAVE no matter what is we decide on the appropriate SEX ACTS you have to work for and SEX PARTNERS.

Manufacture all the batteries we need and we will take care of all the RESTITUTION ARRANGEMENTS as the COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the KOREAN NASA SCREW YOU PROGRAM with plenty of room in OUTER SPACE TENSOR GOOGLE STATISTICAL DENSITY PROGRAM.

SCARY to say the least as if you think you can change your situation as COMBINATORIAL LEGALIZATION is the precedent of the FUTURE as anymore acquiescent volunteers here.

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 12, 2022

Those legally mandated

50,000,000 in defense of those affected by the fentanyl epidemic and vulnerable will defend with needed force in any confrontation best with letters and chaos

Those legally mandated mandatorily engage

by Cody5050 January 26, 2022