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When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legalfor three hits.
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Legal

When you snatch a cigarette out of a persons mouth, before it’s lit, without touching them, it is considered “ Legal”.
If The cigarette is lit, it will be “legalfor three hits.
by August 20, 2022
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Legal

Habitually generic in day to day life; A person who exhibits a routinely rhetorical standard of living. Mundane; basic; lukewarm personality traits.
I haven’t seen Chad lately.

Got married, got a dog... just livin legal.
by Acme Fugazi March 29, 2021
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James went to the store and then did something illegal.
James fucked up.
He should have done something legal.
by penalglands January 24, 2022
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Don't forget. If the legal avenues don't work; my only other choice is violence.
Because unfortunately; that's just how the world works. I punish you and live. OR I punish you and die. My life is in your hand. Even if I have no legal recourse.
by Hym Iam November 11, 2020
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Dirt Legalize

When you register an off-road vehicle so it can be ridden on the street, such as a dirt bike, atv, utv, or military vehicle. You can't always just walk into your local DMV to get it registered, so you have to use a special process, often called getting Dirt Legalized.
Hey John, how did you not get pulled over for riding your dirt bike on the street?

I simply Dirt Legalized it!
by James54956 February 08, 2021
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legal virginity

The status of someone's not having a criminal record.
There is hardly any policeman --- no matter how big an a**h**e he happens to be --- who wants to be seen as "da big bad guy" who "took someone's legal virginity" over a comparatively minor event, so if you have a clean record "thus far", are always respectful to Johnny :Law, and try to behave yourself as best you can, you stand a much better chance of staying out of legal trouble, even if you accidentally "screw up" once in a while.
by QuacksO November 07, 2018
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