the jumbo latte split

when you have a huge urge to take a shit and you try and run to the toilet but you trip over and shit your pants and as the poo soaks your clothes a random person in the crowd runs over to you and throws hot water on your face.

Jasmine: hey Hannah did you see that rich guy shit his pants in town yesterday I threw a cup of hot water on his face and gave him the jumbo latte split.

Hannah: LOL

by GETLITADVENTURTIME January 28, 2018

LATT

Laugh all the time .

You gotta latt whenever you can.

by HartleyWalden December 2, 2022

Spanish latte

When a girl quiefs but a little bit of the previous suitors cum drips out into your mouth after the couple had mexican food the night before.

I gave that fool a Spanish latte and he had no idea!

by SPANISH DIVA June 19, 2022

Pumpkin Spice Latte Wasted

Used during the holidays. Used when someone is beyond White Girl Wasted.

(At a Christmas Party) "Hey look at Felicia naked with the tinsel hanging from her nipples"

" She is totally Pumpkin spice latte wasted."

by Bear666 December 24, 2014

latte-ish

Resembling a latte

That coffee is rather latte-ish

by dpkld January 9, 2022

midnight latte

A latte made in the middle of sex to last through the night.

Adam loves making his Hinge dates midnight lattes!

by Twosip December 13, 2020

Latte Art

Noun.
Fancy designs drawn in sparkling café latté, mostly used by hipsters to attract the white girl species.

Note: If you can master the swan, there’s no more limit to your sexual influence.

« Nice Latte art, wanna fuck? »

by Bruce_tha_moose April 24, 2017