kidney clit

The sensitive areas on a woman's side just below the ribs, near the kidneys. Take two fingers and jam them into a woman's kidney clit to produce a sidegasm.

Bobby jamed his fingers and my kidney clits and I got a sidegasm.

by pervert 2 July 28, 2011

kidney prodder

an other name for a penis

I put the old kidney prodder to the wife last night.

by KAEC JIM January 1, 2012

Kinertia

Kinertia: kinetic energy and inertia mixed together. Things moving, yet staying the same. (Walter White definition) This situation only comes up when things need to keep moving, but yet, still need to remain the same. It is a situational fact.

Watch breaking bad, then fuck off, respectfully, for not watching it sooner.

"We had money, why'd we keep it? Ya know, why did we have to have the worlds shittiest R.V.?"

"Kinertia?"

"Yeah...kinertia..."

by Landon Malone October 12, 2013

kindergarten thug

When a child acts ghetto on the internet and thinks hes a real O.G.

squeaker: ima beat yo ass
everyone else: shut yo kindergarten thug ass up

by Dat Man Greg November 25, 2015

Kinderfuck

A significant mess or situation beyond repair that happened at the hands of a toddler or young child.

Dude, my kid Got into my record collection last night and now it's a total kinderfuck.

by DJ Bee July 21, 2016

Kindercollege

When a person schedules only early morning classes with the intention of napping in the afternoon.

Aliya can't handle going to school for a full day so she's going to kindercollege.

by Jayzion October 6, 2016

kidney stoner

(noun) A person who spends so much money on marijuana or related cannabis products that they must sell their kidneys to their dealer.

Note: selling your kidneys to any other buyer just makes you a sellout

Man I had to stop dealing to Lucas, he turned into a fucking kidney stoner dude so I didn't give him his usual half pound.

by Beetus Beetus Beetus June 29, 2017