Pulling a Kaleb

When someone says a time they'll do something but then they keep delaying it

" hey I'll be the in 20 minutes. Oh actually now 40. Oh now it's 2 hours. Oops Pulling a Kaleb "

by Clementine lover 123 January 16, 2021

kalo

ketamine halo, aka marco polo - a white ring around the nostril of one who is too munted to notice said ring, despite numerous hints from friends.

"zomg that's quite the kalo you are rocking there, marco polo. pass the muntronium. kthxbai."

by liminalkid April 7, 2009

Kaleb

A Guy With A Huge Penis And A Good Sence Of Humor. You Would Have To Be His Friend To Understand Him. He Is Good With The Ladies And Loves To Have Girls As His Friends. He Is Loyal And Nice. Dirty-Mined and Not Afried To Talk About His Sex Life. And An Awesome Guy If Your Ever Talking Or Know A Kaleb Try To Befriend Him.

Kayla: I Love Kaleb
Jadien: ask his friend if he likes you
Connor:he loves u
Kayla: OMG

by Artist "Kae" January 17, 2019

kalabs gay

The term for when you have a friend named kalab and they scoop you makes them incredibly gay

Ay yo kalabs gay he just scooped me

by Kalabs gay August 20, 2019

cock kabob

A sexual feat performed when an exceptionally well-endowed man skewers multiple women at the same time.

I made a cock kabob with your girlfriend and her sisters.

by OmarTentMaker March 19, 2008

Ukranian Shish kabob

When a guy with a really long and skinny dick, spears fresh fruit, and has his bitch eat it.

Pat bought some pomegranite and kiwi, made a Ukranian Shish Kabob, and had jenny eat it.

by Ukey Joe September 8, 2009

shish kabob

Only the best food in the world, you will fall in love and get married to it

girl- Omg i must marry this shish kabob

by valeuchick June 13, 2008