A person who drinks a lot of monster and punches through drywall like no other. They are usually seen wearing their signature Megadeath t shirts. Be careful not to mess with a Kyle for he will sneak into your house and punch through any drywall he can find. Usually seen at skateparks and vaping if he is 21 or over he most likely mixes beer with monster when he drinks; warning if you see him drunk DO NOT APPROACH because if he is drunk his power is boosted fivefold (remember do not confuse with Kyle from South Park that is a alternate universe kyle as seen in the gif)
1.(Kyle to another Kyle) yo Kyle you wanna come over to my place and drink like a fuck ton of monster and punch drywall?
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
2. If you don’t drink monster like me do not talk to me you are not worthy of Kyle.
by RandomUser June 06, 2019
Kyle is the clown of the group. He is always making everyone laugh. But when it comes to his lady, on weekends he always goes to her house. And if you are an enemy of Kyle he will fuck you up. So if you are his friend don't fuck up!!
by me10008324343 January 22, 2020
Kyles are guys who punch holes in the wall, drink Monster Energy, listen to rap-metal from 2001 and really like motorcross or wrestling. Usually seen in lower-class, predominantly white suburbs wearing snapbacks and Tapout shirts.
by yaboisquiggly May 07, 2020
Kyle is usually a teenage boy who skates and is a horny fuckboy. Kyles like to drink way more Monsters than he should. Kyle usually has a friend group of assholes to anyone unlucky enough to interact with them.
by ACAB, baby! September 07, 2020
Kyle
by BigDickGangsta'69 October 24, 2019
A VERY confusing person. He will always send mixed signals. He doesn’t care about anything except for his phone and MAYBE his girlfriend. If you meet a Kyle try to be funny they love humour. Kyle’s are fun to be around but don’t get on their bad side because they will fuck up your life.
by Atamdowneneis July 22, 2019
An attractive man who is definitely a keeper. He is kind caring smart and way better than anyone you can imagine. You would be lucky to have him
by Joemamaanjidaddy October 19, 2019