Jake

Another word for an athlete with a small penis. usually is the jock, but the nerd has a bigger penis than a Jake.

guy: Did you see brian score that TD. It won the game

other guy: Yeah, but he's a Jake

guy: Ahh thats to bad

by Michele Cook June 20, 2007

Jake

Miranda's hottest and best boyfriend of all time. Understands her and will do anything to make her happy. A hopeless romantic who wants to unload his happiness and love to Miranda. Can also be an asshole (jokingly), amazing, neat, ownage, make weird noises (jokingly), very large penis.

Butman: So how's robot?

Miranda: He's not a fucking robot! He's my awesome lovahz, Jake. <3

by Hazama666IATEMAHFROSTEDFLAKES August 23, 2011

[jake]

1. The best
2. the shiz
3.wonderful

"man, that guys a jake-hes hot!

by phoebe <3 January 16, 2009

jake

means you can lift heavy things but cant read books

Good job on that test...pause....not! What a jake.

by hizzl November 7, 2007

Jake

A nickname for the name Jacob, whereas Jacob means “Supplanter” A supplanter is one who wrongfully or illegally seizes and holds the place of another.

My friend's name is Jacob but I like to call him Jake. :3

by Gydro September 22, 2006

jake

a person who you can't help but love. he is shy at first, but you have to get to know him and he becomes an amazing person.

Man, i really wish i knew a jake!

by richgurl224 July 30, 2015

jake

Jake is argue that you will instantly love and want to get to know. Jakes care about you and always willing to help out.

Hi Jake!

by Horses r my life June 4, 2017