The Turkey Jones 

To suplex someone at an inappropriate moment, usually during any minor or pro sport other than wrestling. Often a rookie mistake by over anxious defensive players in the NFL.

Named after the infamous 1976 Steelers/Browns game where Joe (Turkey) Jones suplexed Terry Bradshaw resulting in Bradshaw getting a concussion. Whenever a ball carrier gets the Turkey Jones in the NFL, it's immediately followed by a brief discussion about the "good ol' days" from the color analyst covering the game. Bonus points are awarded if it occurs during a Sunday night game and Chris Collinsworth pretends to know what he's talking about while Al Michaels tells him to shut up in a passive aggressive manner.

Chris Collinsworth- "See? that's another rookie mistake that these defensive players keep jumping the gun on. You can't slam a ball carrier into the ground like the good ol' days with Turkey Jones and Terry Bradshaw."

Al Michaels- "Are you going to say that every time someone gets the turkey jones?"

Chrish Collinsworth- "...."

Al Michaels- "While you're at it, why not call Madden to come out of retirement to do your job better than you."

The Turkey Jones by Solblackguy2827 January 16, 2010

Indiana Jones 

Gentlemen, we must educate ourselves. This was not a movie, Indiana Jones was a real person. And the things that went on therein, was all in real time, that is to say, it all actually happend the first time everyone seen it.

As I am typing this, Indiana Jones is more than likely out in the Aztec, fighting off generic enemies with spears. All by himself.

Indiana Jones by Not Zane September 29, 2004

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones

An action used By Bubba the Love Sponge to make his sexual partners Squirt.

The guys in the 334 make the girls squirt with a 2 finger cul de sac jones.

2 Finger Cul De Sac Jones by Dig Dug April 21, 2007

jonesing 

to have a strong need, desire, or craving for something.
see also: jones

Sheeeit beeeitch after smokin' dat weed I'm jonesing for some grub!

Shaniqua is mad jonesing for Rasheed, dat bitch follow him around everywhere.

jonesing by Nick D March 18, 2003

Norah Jones 

A female jazz artist who can sing, play piano, and make a pretty groovy bunch of songs for me to listen to. She has a style unlike many of the mainstream artists, with light and yet powerful vocals, perfectly mixed with a piano playing ability that is pretty hard to come across.

Norah Jones is a very good artist, who has gone platinum with a couple of her albums.

Norah Jones by Philbert 77 December 13, 2008

Dike Jones 

The new name made up for Mike Jones by Chamillionaire, In You Got Wrecked

No-No you don't nigga, Dike Jones just got wrecked. When I step in the club, you breakin' yo neck You know why I'm here, to take my respect. You can't get next, I came to plex. So call up Dike Jones and tell him he just got wrecked

Dike Jones by Skyler Deer Bitch!! February 28, 2005

The Brian Jonestown Massacre 

The Brian Jonestown Massacre (frequently abbreviated as "BJM" or "The BJM") are a neo-psychedelic rock band, founded in San Francisco, California, in the early 1990s, led by Anton Newcombe.

The BJM's music can mostly be described as "neo-psychedelic", since it is generally perceived to be "mind-expanding" music, and because it can be seen as being a "continuation" of music from the 1960s.

The name is an homage to Brian Jones, original lead guitarist for the Rolling Stones.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre is one of the best bands of my generation. Too bad they've never had much commercial success.

The Brian Jonestown Massacre by CurvedMirror March 1, 2009