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Jesse

He makes the people around him laugh and cry at the same time. He enjoys eating lots of bananas that turn his skin yellow. Thinks he is a fictional character named Klaus and also assumes the identity of a female witch. Is an Apple scum and hates Horton hears a who. Part of a panda gang. Would approach with caution.
Guy 1: Man, look at that weirdo.
Guy 2: Yeah i bet he's a Jesse
by Butter Beer Bender May 15, 2015
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Jesse

Jesse is a CHIP :D
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Jesse is a chip
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by xannaxsmithx January 12, 2008
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Jess

Jess, fuck off
by Oi you lot shut up July 21, 2019
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Jesse

An Amazing girl who always cares for others. One of the most popular girls in school and she gets most boys over her charming looks. Jesse is intelligent and always beautiful. She’s lovable and never intentends to hurt anyone. Make sure you love her, i know i have. She might mess around with you sometimes but no matter what you can’t help but smile. She isn’t just any girl, she original. The way she brightens up a room full of people, or when she is always fun a energetic. Once you have met a Jesse, don’t let her go
Friend : Man Jesse is so adorable

Friend #2 : i know right, any man would be lucky to have her
by nameeeeeeeee June 3, 2018
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Jesse

Someone who is a complete asshole not only to his children but his “friends” around him. Doesn’t really contribute much to someone’s cookout or tailgate. Claims to be a know it all but doesn’t really know anything. Acts feminine. Probably has a small dick.
Did you see Jesse this weekend? What a complete douchebag.
by forwherevertheyshallgo December 19, 2018
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Jesse

A person who gets your group of friends into trouble and bolts it before the teacher comes to see you.
Teacher: BOYS, OVER HERE
Jack: Where is Max?
Nic: Oh no, he's done a Jesse.
by NasTeBoi August 5, 2017
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Jesse

A cute guy, not super hot but cute. He has a bad reputation for being kinda weird. However his intentions are pure. He has a rough past but is trying his best to do the best for himself and others. He truly cares about his friends and family. He is always honest and is up for an adventure.
uhh Jesse is kinda weird

Nah you just don't understand him
by booyoudumbwhore June 11, 2019
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