cold j

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

J-Rick

Someone who is extremely sketchy.

"Timmy just robbed a bank."
"Damn, what a J-Rick."

by Sgt. Shadows19 October 17, 2009

J-Hole

Jackass+Asshole. The ultimate ass insult.

He is such a J-Hole just forget him.

by Allice360 May 30, 2010

Hammy J

A hand job with a slice of ham wrapped around the penis.

Sarah had to stop at the local deli in preparation for the several Hammy J's she would be delivering that night.

by ttag105 January 1, 2012

j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants

kmt your a j bag anyway

by kwengface June 1, 2019

J Clutch

The act of not being clutch, blowing it. Named after Jordan, hence J clutch

Lebron J clutched the NBA finals for the Miami Heat.

by Strokin August 6, 2011

Drop a J

To drop a deuce so long that it curves to the shape of the toilet bowl, forming the likeness of the letter "J."

Dude, I'm about to drop a J! It still hasn't pinched off yet- get your camera!

by PseudonymSandyPants November 4, 2010