Noodle J

When your getting head from an unattractive chick at a party but you can't get your dick up in order to sustain the entirety of the blow job.

"I got a noodle j from this fat chick at Steve's party last night."

by Stevezilla March 19, 2010

j out

In the War Thunder slang, when your situation is so hopless that you'd rather keep pressing j (default key to adbandon veichle) and get back to hangar.

I was on fire and there was a Panther in front of me so i did just j out.

by Electrosphere June 10, 2021

cold j

the cold j is a form of big j invented by the vikings in the late 7th century. To perform a cold j the woman (or in some cases men) would hold ice, freezing water or cold iron in their mouth for 30 seconds to an hour. Then Viking ding dong would then be cold j'd until satisfied.

the only thing better than a big j is a cold j on a tuesday night.

by the lost pine of irons October 20, 2009

Pass The J

When enjoying a marijuana cigarette with friends, and you're patiently waiting for it to be passed over to you.

Come on Matt, you've already had like 3 hits! Pass the J brother!

by FuckTheJuice November 15, 2018

J-Rick

Someone who is extremely sketchy.

"Timmy just robbed a bank."
"Damn, what a J-Rick."

by Sgt. Shadows19 October 17, 2009

J-Hole

Jackass+Asshole. The ultimate ass insult.

He is such a J-Hole just forget him.

by Allice360 May 30, 2010

j bag

a slut or usually a female who allows anymale in her pants

kmt your a j bag anyway

by kwengface June 1, 2019