Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
Get the Ivanmug. He is The Man. The real all in one.
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
He could be A very humble, romantic guy who cares for others and helps everyone. He is very successful, educated, handsome, and hardworking, he is a great person to spend time with and be with. Very trustworthy and lovable. Someone who wont let you down and tries to make everyday of your life the greatest.
On the other side he is The sexiest man alive! Smart, funny, sweet, super attractive, amazing lover, perfect penis size. He can be the biggest asshole or the sweetest guy at the sametime. If you know a Nelson Ivan you are very lucky to have him in your life. Usually from eastern Europe or Latin descent. Originally meaning "gift from god". Totally fuckable !
Meeting Nelson Ivan was the best thing that could ever happen to me.
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
I want to be like Nelson Ivan someday.
Nelson Ivan fucked me in ways I didn't know could be fucked. I love him
by Mavra Suspect November 22, 2021
Get the Nelson Ivanmug. HE is the GOOFIEST MAN ALIVE, small ass cock, and don't invite him to parties, he will scare the hoes away.
by NuhUH4352 April 2, 2024
Get the Ivanmug. Ivan is the smartest, funniest, most attractive human being on the planet. Every second you are with him is pure joy and your heart starts racing when you’re around him. His warm embrace is all you need when you’re in a bad mood. Under his humorous exterior, Ivan is loyal and kind, and will never let you go. Just as he is not letting me go now. I dont have a lot of time he is coming. I dont think my jaw is attached to my body anymore. It hurts so much why did i talk to that girl i was just asking her for a new pencil Please help me Im running out of air and im scared my i!snns dnd c n!!!,,’xnxmx
Girl 1: Wow, isn’t Ivan such a cutie?
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
Girl 2: Yes, he is! And I bet he hopes you don’t tell anybody about what you have just seen.
by Non-criminal November 22, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. Someone who does nothing. Ever. He literally does nothing (with the exception of having shakey hands).
Girl: He never drops any hints or gives me any reason to think he likes me!
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
Other Girl: Oh, he's just Ivan being Ivan, you know how he is.
by Nerdy Nani February 19, 2021
Get the Ivanmug. A selfish arsehole who shot backpackers who didn't deserve to die in Australia's Balangalow State Forest
Because of crimes committed by the scum of humanity such as Ivan Milat, Australia now has some of the harshest gun restrictions in the world.
by EvanC7 November 13, 2023
Get the Ivan Milatmug. by kingcatniko June 12, 2020
Get the Ivanmug.