boy issues

stuck with ONE boy who you have committed your heart to but he doesn’t like you back (

“i have boy issues”

by h3ll0k1tty December 8, 2020

Sky Daddy Issues

Sexual deviance that results from being raised in Christian purity culture. Religious trauma, not parental.

"My bio dad treated me just fine, I have these kinks because of my Sky Daddy Issues"

by Gremlinenergy November 1, 2022

issues

Particularly popular amongst teens, especially teenage males who are not emotionally happy for no particular reason. What you would have if you find yourself listening to Linkin Park or Korn constantly.

Have issue>listen to that shit>leads to more of issues>listen to more of that shit

Man, that kid's got issues! That's the fifty second time he's listened to Hybrid Theory since this morning!

by Peezee-Ark October 5, 2003

Dunkadelic Issue

Is a basketball publication dedicated to the Dunk and the players who perform the most spectacular Dunks in games and Slam Dunk contest.

NBA Inside Stuff put out it's Special Collector's Edition Dunkadelic Issue with Kobe, Vince, T-Mac, and LeBron on the cover. Now that's Dunkadelic!!!!!

by Derrick E. Vaughan March 12, 2005

issue

used in tha south means an ounce of coke

u gonna cop that issue

by MJ April 6, 2005

COMMITMENT ISSUES

ANYONE CALLED CENTRAL CEE HAS COMMITMENT ISSUES BUT HES TRYING HIS BEST TO FIX IT FOR YOU

I got commitment issues but I’m tryna fix that for you if I can’t afford that bag that you want then I will fix it for you

by ATHEGOAT May 16, 2021

daddy issues

The possible side effect that women may recieve if her father has been absent in some part of her life, her father has abused or neglected her, or if her father has simply failed to fulfill his responsibilities/duties as a parent (physically or emotionally). Having daddy issues may cause the following-
• Acting slutily or whoreificly
• Dressing in a non-modest manner
• Going out of her way to grab an older man's attention

• Having a dominant attraction towards Sugar-Daddies
• Being a gold-digger
• Willingly sends nudes after very little conversation

• Spends her free time sexting strangers online
• Frequently goes to clubs dressed in a too-tight and/or too-short dress
• Is loud and obnoxious
• Dyes her hair with that screaming red color that all the other hoes have dyed in their hair
• Her having an abundance of piercings and/or tattoos that are obviously for her attention
• Tries to be a tease
• Fucks every old guy in town

• After fucking each guy, she tells them about her "depression", typically seeking sympathy
• If the woman happens to be pretty, she denies her men when complimented by them, simply because she wants more compliments.

Bystander 1: "Bro, look that that chick over there dancing on the stage. Why is she trying so hard to get attention when she's already hot?"
Bystander 2: "It's the daddy issues, man. She wants that old guy's attention."
*Chick doesn't recieve the attention from the old guy that she was seeking*
*Chick walks over to another older guy
Chick: "Hey hon! Wanna chat?"
Old guy: "Sure thing, beautiful."
Chick: "Oh, shut up! I am the ugliest thing on this planet!"
Old guy: "Quit your lying, babe. I know a fine girl when I see one,"
*chick pulls down shirt further, exposing even more cleavage*

by Sophilas July 28, 2016