Inverted Man

The opposite of the gender male, because women do not exist.

John: ¨Dude, look at that woman!¨
Dave: ¨Hey, its Inverted Man, dude.¨
John: ¨Sorry, thanks for reminding me.¨

by Flavortown February 19, 2020

Inverted Crab

God hes so hot

Is that Inverted Crab, he's so god damn sexy.

by Krinlex September 24, 2022

Inverted Show Stopper

When you're banging a girl doggy style and she's about to climax, grab her by the ankles, stand her on her head and cram your fist down her dank exit hole, thus ruining her orgasm.

Also see Inverted Particle Accelerator for more sexually deviant partners.

Hey man, why is your girlfriend walking so funny?

I gave her the classic inverted show stopper last night and now her pelvis is out of alignment

by Whirlybird McFartsalot March 24, 2021

Inverted Handjob

Literally just fingering.

Yoooo I gave her a inverted handjob last night

by BubbaGumpsShrimpBoat June 4, 2020

inverted dorito

A shape of something, like a patch of hair, referencing an upward facing Dorito similar to an equilateral triangle.

I shave my armpits into inverted Doritos. It makes me more aerodynamic when I fight.

by Mmmmagick man April 6, 2023

llama invert

When one's knees are bent backwards, making it so that they can walk, as a llama walks.

Example #1:Young nigge got his knees llama inverted.
Example#2: Don't land stiff legged or your knees will llama invert.

by MAMS88 November 30, 2017

Inverted sit ups

The calorie burning act of sex

Screw the gym, with this new girlfriend I am doing plenty of inverted sit ups

by Wampadude October 27, 2016