Instagram Hottie

Abbreviated "IG Hottie". This term is used to describe girls you follow on Instagram who are just super smoking hot, almost sexy. These girls tend to have a lot of likes and a lot of followers, and for a damn good reason. They often have perfect faces and bodies, and you should always consider yourself fortunate whenever you see them post a bikini pic or a duck face selfie.

"Damn Jimmy did you see Jess' new Instagram pic?"
"Hell yeah bro she's an Instagram Hottie. I'm blessed to follow girls like her!!"
"Same bro."

by KSI96 April 24, 2013

Instagram

A kind of "sketchpad" for professional and advanced amateur photographers who got over Flickr 3 years ago. Frequently maligned by more-money-than-talent "photographer wannabes" even though it becoming really popular with professional photojournalists and editorial shooters who don't have the desire/need to get 15 minutes of pseudo fame by being "interesting" or "explored."

A photographer wannabe: "I spent $12,000 on gear, how come you are getting laid?"

Instagrammer: "Because I just had a picture featured in the New York Times that I shot with Instagram."

by HaoPhat September 1, 2012

Instagram ass

When a girl has an amZing Ass on Instagram. But then you get her in the sack take
Off the panties and her butt is the worst.

Girl Posted she was doing squats everyday, she didn't . She had an Instagram Ass.

by Mcgwicko September 11, 2016

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

I expect a man to be okay with me being inappropriate in my relationship because I am an immature irresponsible little girl who is good for nothing and cannot give anything to a man. I could possibly be cheating but I was raised by a demon monkey mother who taught me that bullshit

*Posts picture 1/2 naked*

I need a man secure enough to handle my Instagram

by Light Guardian September 30, 2018

instagram thot

A girl or boy who can only get with boys or girls on social media and never actually see them in person

That girl is just Instagram thot I heard she's actually ugly in real life

by Bookboy April 20, 2016

Instagram theme

The gayest shit you could ever have. Mainly used by perfectionists and girly girls. Really organized Instagram page.

You really need an Instagram theme.
The fuck I do, shut the fuck up bitch.

by OC_Ghetto_Gurl July 23, 2016

instagram ratio

it's the difference between the number of followers you have with the number of followings you have on instagram

you have a shitty instagram ratio. you have basically the same amount of followers than you have of followings.

yeah, she has a good Instagram ratio. she has over 1k followers and only follows 400 accounts.

by do.i.care.no. March 18, 2019