Instagrab

When you are browsing Instagram and somebody comes out of the screen and grabs you.

Person 1: What happened to Frederick? I haven't seen them lately.

Person 2: They got Instagrabbed.

Person 1: Ain't no way.

Person 2: It'll take a while for them to recover.

by Creble October 12, 2021

instagraphy

taking pictures to capture a scene or moment to be immortalized on Instagram as either a post or story

Rebecca has been really into instagraphy lately, she won't let me bite of my food until she's taken the perfect picture.

by fortunaMajorDepression April 6, 2022

Instagran

A fossil or boomer trying use Instagram

That’s not how you do a reel you instagran

by Garygranted May 16, 2023

Instagram

The equivalent of $1 billion. This definition garnered traction after the social-network giant, Facebook, acquired the photo-sharing app, Instagram, for a ridiculous $1 billion.

Bonenut: Hey Jimdog, how much did you pay for that mansion?

Jimdog: I paid one instagram for this dope house, Bonenut!

Hey, did you hear about the losses Sony experienced in 2011? It was over THREE instagrams!

by Tkun August 25, 2012

Instagramenus

Someone who is addicted to uploading to Instagram.

Mini: Xoxo Just uploaded a new selfie!
Mark: Yo, you have instagramenus, you need to snap outta that!e

by 00jace no.2 November 2, 2013

Instagram model

Step 1: do not heart eye girls that look like less attractive versions of your girl friend
Step 2: do not spend hours jerking off to how many followers/likes you get
Step 3: give up on your "goal" you douche, it's not a goal and no matter what you're not good enough

This prick really thinks he can become an instagram model

by Lillith515 May 1, 2019

Instagram Urban Explorer

A person who usually goes into an abandoned building and "flicks" pictures usually with an iPhone or Android. They claim to be a photographer or artist after editing their 5 megapexil shot with a fisheye and over abusive HDR effect. Snapseed is usually the #1 "editing" program they use. You can spot them out in real life as they are usually middle aged wearing a bandana around their mouth or disposable dust mask as a form of protection. If you do see them don't be alarmed as they usually stick to one place only and proclaim themselves as an explorer. Lastly they abuse hashtags by using some type of subject following the day in the week "brickmonday" "rustythursday" and put a quote from someone they know nothing about in order to make them sound intellectual. The more crews they are in the better Instagram urban explorer they are.

Girl: Hey Why can't I take pictures in the dark?

Guy: Well stop using your ipad you whore and get a real camera. Fucking Instagram Urban Explorers.

by Jhm June 15, 2014