Hyphy Theory

A theory that suggests that you never know how gay the porn you watch is due to many flaws such as the original sex of the erotic models. The end result is no matter what is the sex of the participants, at least 25% of homosexuality is involved tied with the sex of the audience. By adding more girl, you're watching less guy, but the female half of the futa is having more gay sex, at the expense of a less entertaining experience. As a reference, gay can mean both you, a male, watching a man have sex, and the people of the act having sex with someone of the same gender. If two futas fuck then it's 25% girl on girl (100% gay), 25% guy on girl (50% gay), 25% guy on guy (100% gay), and another 25% guy on girl (50% gay). And if you take the average of that, then it is also 75% gay. The only known scientific flaw that can debunk this theory is the use of "no homo" during the action. The word "hyphy" derives from Kali Muscle's branded Team Hyphy. He is a god, that is all that must be said about him.

Tyler: Dude, how do I know what is the most less gayest porn I can watch?
Brad: You should look at the Hyphy Theory, it really does depend if you experience gayness while watching it.

by NightWalker21 August 9, 2018

hypopieosis

A physiological condition that results from a low level of pie in the diet. While not generally life-threatening, it is known to substantially diminish a patients quality of life. Therapeutic dosing with pie often causes dramatic reversal of suffering.

The pumpkin pie was the perfect remedy for the returning astronauts hypopieosis.

by JKTTOX March 24, 2019

Hylton High School

Hylton High School - the place where you can find a fight in the corner of everywhere, gay black niggas, horny ho's and mainly angry one's (hoe's mad) . Hylton is a place is where maximum secured prisons don't look that bad. The place is filled with wannabe gangsters, girls wit pussies dat look like used red meat and roaches all over the damn school. If you want to screw yourself over to getting into college, it's the place for you. Bless Dr. Walts.

Person 1: Wow, she's the biggest bitch I ever met.
Person 2: Well yeah, she goes to Hylton High School.

by kidfromkids October 23, 2019

Hyperchondriac

As opposed to hypochondriac, a hyperchondriac is a person who thinks they are alright, even if there is medical evidence of their sickness. Some people usually have a fear of getting sick, this fear lead to anxiety which may affect a person mentally. But hypercondriac people don’t have any worries about their health status, and they try to lead a life irrespective of their illness.

Donald: "There's nothing wrong with me, I feel phenomenal. Having been diagnosed with an illness means nothing to me. Leave me alone. Looser!"
Sam: "You're a hyperchondriac."

by NoWayJosey August 9, 2020

Hypofuckism

a medical disorder in which you have no more fucks left to give

Anderson: "I've had it with people that refuse to wear masks. I literally have no more fucks left to give."

Sarah: "I'm concerned that you are developing hypofuckism. It's unhealthy to be so fuck-deficient. You should see a specialist."

Anderson: "Actually, hypofuckism can be a good thing."

by DeathWaffle4432 November 26, 2020

Hyperborean pull-up

a "Hyperborean pull-up" Is the act of doing pull-ups while shirtless and in the shortest shorts you can find (or naked if you're in seclusion) while it is either snowing or below freezing temperature

I want to finish my 50 Hyperborean pull-ups today, along with my daily 100 pull-ups scattered throughout the day

by Bur33 February 23, 2021

fear hydrant

This refers to fear mongering by the media and political groups, to manipulate the public, by emphasizing things that could cause fright.

The storylines about disease, war and climate are designed to have viewers drink from a fear hydrant!

by I, Wreckerrr May 14, 2021