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Hump day 

: Wednesday also the toughest day of the week where you may just to hump your partner so they can get through the rest of it
It’s hump day! Can’t wait to come home and get humped the fuck out of till tomorrow!!
Hump day by anonymous August 12, 2022
Related Words

Hump Jays 

Publicly having sex at a Toronto Blue Jays.
The two hump jays made the news yesterday!
Hump Jays by CrankyKramer September 4, 2022

Hump day 

Yo it's hump day tomorrow
Hump day by Fwaxll February 13, 2023

hump hustler 

A criminal defense lawyer that specializes in sex crimes. Popularized by the TV show Law and Order: Special Victims Unit
person A: "Hey did you hear Joe got arrested for touching a 13 year old?"
person B: "yeah Bobby already reached out out to him to offer his legal services"
person A: "what a hump hustler"
hump hustler by randomguy132 July 16, 2023

Hump monkey 

(Vulgar slang, also f'* monkey) Someone to be used for excessive labor. Person forced to perform all tasks not being done by others.
1 That's my personal hump monkey.
2 If you f'* your hump monkey too hard, it will break (they will quit).
3 We need a hump monkey to work the overnight shift.

Hump day 

The best reason to still live
yo yo yo its hump day aye what i need you to do is to tag 3 big dick ass niggas on this tweet right here i need some more niggas to do this bust that nut challenge with and im also giving away another hundred free subscriptions to my only fans be looking out for that tweet later on today and dont forget them tag them 3 niggas out there if you one of em big dick niggas tag yourself hump day! fuck witcha boy new barber.
Hump day by RETARDCUH666 October 16, 2023