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major howard

I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy
by Alex T November 4, 2017
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Madeline Howard

A girl who hates hugs.
Hugs can be traded for jelly beans and tic tacs.
A special person. If she opens up to you, you are one lucky person.
"Woah, it's a Madeline Howard!"
"Do you think she'll be my friend?"
by KTqwerty December 30, 2013
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Jackie Howard

The King Of Coon Creek Rd. in Salyersville, Kentucky
Hey lets go rob someone on Coon Creek!

No, Jackie Howard will get us!
by BuffaloCreekMan April 18, 2020
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Toddy Howard

Toddy Howard, the Ultimate Top, is the god of sex. Within seconds of it starting, you will be torn apart. I mean that literally. Your entire body will be violently torn in half, leading to a painful but quick death.
Toddy Howard sez: Sachiko is flat.
by ThatOneDude1817 May 1, 2019
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Mommy Howard

The wife of the creature known as "Daddy Howard" she will often be asking people what they said due to hearing problems because her mate "Daddy Howard" screams too much at home
Mommy Howard is thicc. I want her to give me IC
by daddyhowardsson August 28, 2018
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ben howard

the best person you will ever meet. hes toxic if your a bitch though! the main thing about ben is his death stare and evryone is obssesed with him. hes soo good looking and loves animals. (he rapes animals)
ben howard is the best person you will ever meet
by 69cat69 October 30, 2020
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Thicc Howard

thy thickest male homo sapien on earth.

yourself can feed africa with Daddy Howard's colossal booty
"Timmy Thic Aint Got Shi On Thicc Howard"
by ShutTheFuckUpAndSuckMyDick October 3, 2018
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