hood swap

having sex with a girl in a dark room. You stop and tell her you need to use the restroom. Get up and be sure to leave the lights off. Instead of going into the bathroom door, go out the main door where your buddy is patiently waiting. Have him come in with the lights still off to tax it for awhile while she still thinks its you. While he is digging her guts out you go outside and knock on the window and wave to her.

the girl wanted me for years...so Jeff and I hood swapped that ho to get her off my nuts.

hood swap by horace p mctitties September 29, 2008

On the hood? 

Ebonics for "Really?" or "For Real?" Often used in times of hood calamity.

"Oh shit, cuh, mah boy on ninf just got blasted!"

"Oh shit! On the hood?"

"Yeah mothafucka get yo gat les go!"

On the hood? by Frozay October 21, 2011

Hood River

Hood River is both a river and a town. The area is known for Wind-surfing and Kite-boarding and Snow-boarding and skiing. It is close by the Mt. Hood and Mt. Adams, both of which are visible from various parts of the town. It is home to many fun shops such as G. Wilikers (toys) Candy Land, Mike's Ice Cream, and many restaurants. those are only a few of the many shops in Hood River. Another fun thing about Hood River is it's tradition of First Friday. On the first Friday of every month during the spring, summer, and early fall there is a sort of celebration where people have stands open, and different activities are around on all the streets Downtown.

I'm going to go to Hood River this summer to take some kite-boarding lessons, and go to First Friday!

Hood River by Poemrider December 24, 2010

hooded dragon

My chinese friends commonly referred to my uncircumcised penis as the "hooded dragon".

"dude I bet she wants to meet the hooded dragon"

hooded dragon by Sir Prepuce April 20, 2004

Throbbin Hood 

Pulsatile erection sheathed in a condom pre-final destination.

After fumbling in the dark Mandy turned on the light and gasped with delight at the size of Wayne's throbbin hood.

Throbbin Hood by cpRtech July 18, 2007

hood story

a hood story is a private story on Snapchat. in the story the person talks about all kinds of different stories that has happened to them.

aye bruh, did you see savannah’s hood story?!

hood story by 912.nikki February 22, 2020

hood love 

that type of love from a guy/girl to let you know he’s/she’s riding with you until the end. he’ll/she’ll hold you down no matter what and will always shoot with you. this is real love and its special. its rare. whoever you have like this, don’t lose them.

she always rides for me. whenever i tell someone about our relationship, i say we got that hood love

hood love by trapsouling September 4, 2020