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Holy Shitballs 

A combination between holy shit and balls. Works if you don't what to say, so just say both.
Holy Shitballs that party last night was insane!

Holy Ghosting 

Purposely & intentionally discontinuing contact with a friend, or more appropriately a lover, in the interest of bettering the ghostee’s life or preserving their virtue. Usually in the case that they have feelings for you that you don’t or cannot reciprocate, therefore, saving them from future heartache.
“I told him I wasn’t interested in anything serious, but he asked me to move in with him after one hang out sesh. I know I don’t feel the same way, and I don’t want to hurt him, so I ended up Holy Ghosting on that hoe.”
Holy Ghosting by TheHolyGhoster October 6, 2018

Holy Mother of Pearl 

this saying has its origins in the 70s love movement and was made really famous by Cheech & Chong in the 80s through their marijuanha films.

It does not mean OMG or awesome. It's a stand-alone phrase, usually preceding the phrase that will describe the object or situation that's freaking you out, blowing you away or leaving you at a loss for words.

It's present tense, denoting something that's actually happening and feels like it is beyond incredible.
Holy mother of pearl! Look at those tender young asses(on the beach);- cops in helicopter shadowing Cheech & Chong.

Holy mother of pearl! That's some serious shit.

Holy mother of pearl! That's one strong fuckin drink.

Holy mother of pearl! Did you see that?(a flying dog playing a guitar and shooting laserbeams from its eyes)

A spaceship appearing over London would leave you speechless, probably only with the ability to utter the words 'holy mother of pearl.'

holy dumb fuck 

A phrase that was used by Danny the Tourettes Guy while looking in the fridge.
holy dumb fuck by TourettesSupply November 6, 2009

holy mounds 

Her holy mounds were fake because it hurt when she hit me with them
holy mounds by SillyChuckWilly December 17, 2004

Holy mother of hell 

An exclamation of frustration, excitement, etc.
(Walking through the halls of a very crowded school where freshmen feel it's okay to stand in the middle of the hall and make out)

"Holy mother of hell! Move it and get a room!"
Holy mother of hell by KayKaboom October 1, 2009