Heffalump

The act of spreeding ones butt cheeks and vomiting into their open ass.

"That G needs a good heffalumping"
"I'd like to heffalump into that ass"

by Stryfe February 18, 2005

Heffer

A fat girl that is befriended only for the purposes of using her to get to her hott friendss

Hey You Fat Disgutsting Heffer how about you invite ur hot friends over so i can pick them up while you lik my ass

by A Person That Knows One June 3, 2006

Heffer

Stephanie (dirty ho)

Stephanie the heffer

by whoo kid May 4, 2005

hefty bag

super size condoms that you leave around the living room to impress your dates; also the condoms your father buys you that are extra strength so they won't break. from family guy and t.v. commmercial for garbage bags...

"meg while i'm gone i want you to use a hefty bag for protection" "but dad what about condoms?" "meg... HEFTY HEFTY HEFTY wimpy wimpy wimpy"

man that sex was bad..i couldn't feel a thing because i was wearing a hefty bag my dad got for me.

girl: wow the hefty bag really impresses me

by letter.b.12 March 24, 2010

Heffacorn

When you run so much, and you need to urinate, but you don't want to. it forces out of your anus. Usually in a squirting and spraying form.
When one explodes with urine out of the rectum.

The fat guy had too urinate but there was no bathroom close by and he tried to run to the nearest bathroom and he heffacorned

by Wagony WigWag July 9, 2011

hefty biscuits and gravy

To defecate on a girl's chest, dip your balls in it, and try to get clumps of shit accumulated on your balls so they resemble biscuits and gravy, then of course all thats left to do is feed it to your lady. (optional)- you may want to share a gentle kiss with her afterward and fish out the poop shards from her teeth with your tongue.
--- XoXo have fun.

Derek gave Tina some hefty biscuits and gravy last night when they were drunk.

by Derek P. May 8, 2008

Heffalumps

(n., pl.) Sneaky little buggers that steal common household objects and then relocate them, usually somehwere in or under the couch.

"Where IS that remote? Damn Heffalumps..."

by popsiclesshouldbethenewblack<3 October 20, 2011