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a 2 handle

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.
(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?
by R 2.0 December 29, 2020
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Crack Handle

I let go of her crack handle before I donkey punched her.
by Kittymeow78 May 26, 2018
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thumb-handle

When a man attempts to put his hand down his lady friends skimpies and is stopped by her pulling his hand away, while using his thumb like a handle.
"Oh geez, Angela just thumb-handled me".
by LL-Unit November 24, 2010
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love handle

where the sides of your hips stick out and it looks like hips or curves(what guys can't resist to touch or squezze)
When Sarah was walking, Jon squeezed her love handles
by sarah May 12, 2003
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Pussy Handler

NPH:"You know what the P.H. stands for?"
Kumar:"Patrick Harris"
NPH:"No, Pussy Handler"
by mesmatthews December 16, 2008
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Prune Handle

When a hard shit is sticking halfway out your asshole, when it is beyond a turtle head but not quite a dropped duece.
Yo, I gotta shit so bad Im prune handling.

Get out of the bathroom before I bust a prune handle.
by TARDMAN29 October 29, 2011
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oh shit handle

term referring to the handles above or adjacent to the windows of a car. they are most often grabbed when the driver initiates sudden, and often extreme, accelerating or decelerating motion of the vehicle. some prefer to hold on to them at all times due to anxiety or distrust of the drivers abilities in general.
Man, I can't believe you totaled your car! I'll be safer rollin' with the ghost of Eval Knieval than with you in a car with no oh shit handles
by trump3tninja10 July 7, 2010
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