k-holing

After taking ketamine, you experience out of body experiences.

Dude me and Stacey were chillin' and we started k-holing!

by Gangle gungo August 30, 2017

hingley

A bearded person from the west midlands who can sporadically announce a random and hilarious comment such as “Polar Bears are massive, if you had 4 in this room it would be really crowded!”, “Someone’s Skype-ing Lord come by ya…", “You can make anything out of LEGO, to make an orange it would have to be as big as this room! It has to be massive to do curves” and “Does anybody know the price of good quality maracas?”

“he just did a hingley, i'll write that down and we'll laugh about that for years to come"

by bob54 December 14, 2008

Rusty Hinge

An advanced sex maneuver developed by a stud known only as "Jesus Reist", involving the creative use of surroundings. Similar to the scene in the Godfather where a woman is being pounded from behind against the wall, this maneuver requires the use of a wooden door. Most effectively used to breakup with a girl, while still getting off.

While penetrating a woman from behind, with her front against the door, the man takes a tremendous thrust backwards, pulling the woman backwards, causing her upper torso being perpendicular to her legs, head against the door. The man then thrusts into her as hard as he can, ramming her through the wooden door, resulting in her ass and legs hanging on one side, and her upper torso through the door.

The man then continues to penetrate the likely unconscious woman using the door handle to open and close the door, making a pleasurable curved thrust. The weight of the unconscious woman causes stress on the hinges, resulting in a squeaking sound, hence the name "Rusty hinge".

Don't worry man, I totally gave her a rusty hinge. There's no doubt we're over.

by JesusReist June 3, 2010

hoeing calls

The act of silencing your cell phone and not answering the call/sending the call to voicemail after you have inspected who is calling.

Tracey has been hoeing calls from me all day.

by FU Cingular June 30, 2007

hoin' it

Ignoring obligations or being generally disagreeable. A person who is said to be "hoin' it" is generally a friend who has let the accusing party down in some way.

Joe: Dude I can't go to the party tonight. I need to help my grandma iron the drapes.

Me: You are hoin' it!

by The Egg Salad Sandwich March 7, 2011

Hong Kong Bong

A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .

Trent : "oh no I forgot the bong!"
Thomas : "don't worry I'll make a Hong Kong Bong"

by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018

Hong Couver

A popular slang word used mostly amongst people inhabiting Vancouver, British Columbia. as a reference to the vast amount of asians living there. (60% Asain to be exact)

Bill: Hey tom where are you going this weekend?
Tom: I'm going down to Hong Couver..
Bill: Shit son, bring your chinese/english dictionary.

by JuiceBawx October 15, 2009