gurt

verb: to drink something and regret it during or immediately after

Allan gurted half a bottle of cough syrup once.

by thatsnowconeguy January 12, 2018

gurting

the act of doing something that is very smart, but at the same time could be considered very dangerous.

person 1: omg hes gurting
person 2: that is very smart, but could be considered very dangerous.

by bqurry April 11, 2025

Gurting

Doing something that's very smart but also very dangerous

" Joe is gurting to get the huzz" "The way you gorted was so elegant"

by TwinkyClap April 22, 2025

Gurting

Doing a smart thing, thats also very dangerous.

Joe was gurting to rizz the huzz

by Dansherp June 16, 2025

Gurting

To do something that’s very smart, but also very dangerous.

A small dog is riding a skateboard down a ramp, this indicates intelligence, but what it’s doing is risky and could result in injury. You could say it’s gurting

by Cockexploder9000 April 14, 2025

Iceland gurt squirt

The act of freezing a go-gurt then shoving it up the rectum to let it unthaw then proceeding to excrete it into someone’s mouth.

“I think she’s the one Josh, she hit me with the Iceland Gurt Squirt and I fell in love.”

by DeenGullberri January 3, 2023

Gurt

A term used to describe a person of annoyance even if they're intentions are lighthearted or harmless.

The “Gurt: yo” meme started as a pun on the word “yogurt,” splitting it into “Yo, Gurt,” with “Gurt” casually replying “yo.” The meme exploded on TikTok in early 2025, especially through JuggTok-style videos. Viewers would jokingly tell Gurt to shut up on account of his annoying presence in many JuggTok videos

Shut up Gurt.

by Sand™ July 29, 2025