A kind soul who is a bit cotton like. They sometimes scream chill out and god damn and ah shir my eye. They have Tourette’s and keep repeating the word yo. They are borderline on spectrum for autism but it’s okay cause we love Gurtej. He a bit cheeky one. Hes a pink one and that. Pinks plural. He has a lit friend whose name begins with a b and a not lit friend whose name begins with a g. He wants to be kicked in the balls and enjoys it, he likes the feeling. He likes losing the ability to walk. He likes being dominated
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