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by Noah Armon March 16, 2022

Guido Cheeto

A guido cheeto is simply, A GUIDO (an Italian American man usually residing in New York or New Jersey. He wears shirts that are too tight and unbuttoned 5 buttons too low to show off the chest that he spent hours and hours at the gym obtaining, he spends more time on his hair than his girlfriend, and continues to "hit the clubs" long into his mid to late 30's. Often attracted to the female version of himself, the guidette.) that spray tans much which makes them ORANGE... In-turn... Guido Cheeto!

Look at that Guido Cheeto on the boardwalk... He clearly needs to take a break from the spray tan....

by AndreaAK-47 July 25, 2011

Guidonics

Proper noun. A guttural dialect spoken largely in Italian-American neighborhoods or at the Jersey Shore by Italian-Americans, largely a combination of stock phrases like fuhgeddaboudit and malpronounced Italian words (i.e. gabbagool for "capocollo") that are passed off as being true Italian. A subset of English that makes real Italians cringe.

(A sample sentence of Guidonics below)

Vinnie: "Ey yo, youse wanna come over for dinner? My mom's making macaronis wit gravy."

by The Gob o' Ghouls January 11, 2013

glidesloping

Drinking later in the day slowly to prevent a hangover from day-time drunking.

Dude, we have to glidesloping or we will have a hell of a hangover!

by Bar-Keep April 23, 2018

glidel

Glidel, there aren’t enough words to describe how amazing this person is. She is as beautiful and as radiant as the morning sky, as captivating and mesmerizing as the moon and the stars. She is as rare as her name, someone that’s one in a billion. She is honest and true, fearsome and brave, she is tough but she is also one of the softest and kindest human being you could ever meet. Being loved and cared by her is a privilege and to love her is is an honor.

Glidel is a once in a lifetime person, one you would hold on to and willing to give up everything for.

Glidel is someone you’ll want to be by your side always, she’s always growing and evolving into the best version of herself. She may not see herself or her worth the same way others do, but she is capable of great things and building a life and a future worth living.

She is the most patient, caring and loving person you can ever meet. She is someone worth fighting for.

Glidel is someone i want to spend the rest of my life with.

by chabibunny November 24, 2021

Gideon (boo boo)

gideon is the purest soul you will ever meet. he has the kindest, most wholesome heart. he always knows just how to make me smile. gideon really is the most perfect boy in the world. he's the love of my life :)

Gideon (boo boo)-

random girl: "oh hey, there's gideon."

me: "shut up you raggedy ass greasy hair ass sewer rat ass bitch. don't even look at him. he's mine, hoe."

<3

by loo loo December 10, 2021

Electra glide

A model of motorcycle manufactured by Harley Davidson

"What's that bike ?"

"Owwwww ... that's an original Electra Glide .... monkey see, monkey want ..."

by Eighth of Seven October 16, 2008