Guff

A term a lot of British people use in place almost any and every noun, often to sound hip or smart. A lot of the time it is used because they could not think of another noun to use or do not want be so offensive as to swear in some way.

"Yeah, I was walking home from school when four chaps beat the guff out of me."

" I saw him too, what a guff."

"I was talking to Brad at work, when he asked me if I wanted some of this guff he was eating; I was like, hell no.""

"I came home and dad was pulling this guff from the drain, pretty rank stuff."

"Yeah, she looked like guff yesterday."

Randomer 1 "I put his guff in my guff and it felt like guff from Jack."

Randomer 2 " You sound like a gay guff."

Randomer 1 " How is liking guff gay?"

by Gorknex August 1, 2012

guffed

To COMPLETELY dominate somthing or someone

I totally guffed you up

by DFG January 14, 2003

guff

another name for someone breaking wind

ugh ! have you just guffed??

by lorrii3 February 15, 2009

Giffer

A drunk, middle aged female orgy seeker

"you mother is a giffer!!!"

by Tom April 10, 2004

Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.

Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

Guff

you know beef, hate, jeolousy

What you got guff?

by Anoop George May 8, 2003

guff nut

gobbet of faecal matter, usually attached to hair close to the anus.

the prospect of 69 heaven evaporated as a guff nut hove into view.

by chumpflower December 16, 2003