One's overall level of grumpiness. Grumpitude, also known as the grumpitude factor or grumpitude quotient is a numerical value, rated on a logarithmic scale similar to that of the richter scale for earthquake magnitude. A grumpitude factor of 6 is 10 times higher than a grumpitude factor of 5.
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Get the Grumpitude mug.Grumpalunching is the ancient art of using a 12 gauge pump action shotgun to dispatch your enemies quickly and efficiently. Grumpalunching can only be properly executed while being in an a rather grumpy mood. Grumpalunching can be used in a variety of different ways, i.e.:
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
Family fall outs
Video games
Generally being pissed off
During movies
Destroying mopples/Nipples
General F***ing around
To deal with a cheating partner
History of Grumpalunching
Originating from South America in 1895 Grumpalunching has become a normal part in human society, Grumpalunching is a simple way to deal with disputes and sort out family fall outs. Grumpalunching was a key part in the Vietnamese war it saved many Americans lives almost as much as the Nanosuit 2 Armour module, combined with the power of Grumpalunching (Marshall law) both of which saved over 2,00,000 American soldiers who live to this day. all thanks to the 12 gauge shotgun!
Why Grumpalunch?
Grumpalunching is a simple and easy way to deal with a army, a little brother, EVEN A CAT, Grumpalunching is the future of science and peace.
so what does the Woman Mopple have to do with it?
The woman Mopple has grown a resistance to Grumpalunch bolts therefore it requires 10 or more grumpalunch bolts to finally kill it!
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Get the Grumperson Jones mug.When a woman (or man if in a homosexual relationship) belligerently, begrudgingly and/or reluctantly gives into her man’s desires, pleas and/or requests for a blow job.
I was so exhausted last night, but he was in the mood, so I mustard-up all my energy for a grump job. At least he was happy.
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Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."
Person 2: " He lost his wallet this morning and all afternoon he was nothing but a Grumpasaurus Rex to everyone in accounting."
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Get the grumpasaurus rex mug.When you skip a tutorial in a video game, and get stuck or lost in something the tutorial taught. A reference to Arin (Egoraptor) of the youtube channel Game Grumps, who would always skip tutorials.
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