A whining sniveling woman with multiple cats, who is easily upset, and prone to overreacting. Derived from the fans of the abysmal, awful, adult contemporary singer Josh Groban.
Person 1: " I really can't be friends with Bernadette any more. She never goes out she just cries at home and pets her cats all day."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
Person 2: " Yea, she's really such a Groban."
by I hate the Groban November 14, 2007
Get the groban mug.To Groban someone is to fart while receiving a blow job from someone and pushing their head down to choke on your dick at the same time.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
This term comes from the fact that Josh Groban looks like he is a dick and would most certainly cram someone's head down and fart during a blow job.
My chick complains that I fart too much, so I made her choke on it whike blowing me and farted at the same time... I totally Grobanned her.
by dubbglenn July 26, 2019
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Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.
Those Ladies Who Lunch (Too Much) deserve every groading they get.
by Pserendipity July 28, 2011
Get the groading mug.by Tim chester November 9, 2006
Get the gookage mug.when you blow air into a womens vag during oral sex, and then letting the gust of air hit you on the way out of her vag, and then the partner takes a big wiff of the love it and goes back in for more.
by Who's your boss?! January 3, 2011
Get the groan tube mug.Most specifically pointed at the older & aging generation upon more frequent and recurring joint and muscle pain. Unlike kids “growing pains” which refer to aches and pains associated with bone, joint and muscle growth.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
Typically occurs during the morning hours, within and post exercise and with more prolonged duration.
“Man, these groaning pains are killing me today, even 4 days after my workout”
“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
“My knuckle joints are really firing on groaning pains this morning”
by deckfilma40 February 18, 2009
Get the groaning pains mug.A young man with a voice that can only be described as beautiful. Many of his songs are about love and have heartbreaking and haunting melodies which you are quite happy to have in your head for many a day after hearing it. He sings using a rich voice and in a variety of styles. Many songs are in different languages such as Spanish, French and Italian. One of the most talented singers in ages, in the first phrase of a song he can convey a whole world of emotions.
by Darth_Vader December 31, 2008
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