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I never promised you a rose garden

usually a response given after being blamed by someone for a situation that didn't live up to their lofty (and sometimes unrealistic) expectations.
Person 1: I can't believe I married you, this is not the life I signed up for!

Person 2: Oh yeah? Well, I never promised you a rose garden.
by savannuh March 19, 2009
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8th grader

What most kids 13-14 years old are during their junior high school days. Usually aggressive and somewhat hyperactive. Easy to anger and will stop for nothing once started.
The 8th grader didn't like that the seventh grader was talking shit behind her back.
by TheSpectacularOne April 28, 2009
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gradon

Gradon is handsome, funny, cool, and has ties with the woo

Most men with the name Gradon are packing at least 8 inches and can drop any women’s panties in a 50 meter radius

He also is a pro gamer and can hit the Cupid shuffle at any time or place all you have to do is ask
When Gradon came over last night he absolutely blew my back out for 3 hours straight and still didn’t bust
by Sexy kid 101010 July 8, 2020
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rock garden

Snowflake: I almost died riding my mtb through that crazy rock garden! There were rocks everywhere!
by mikwat May 21, 2004
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fifth grade

A group of prepubescent kids who think they are 30 because they are on top of the elementary school and curse every sentence in public or in secret (cause elementary school is full of snitches) and try to be "swaggy" and also 5th grade patrols are the worst cause they think that just because they stand in a stupid hallway telling people to walk means that they are cooler then everyone else then report people for no reason and boss others around and try to act tough and lie about doing "manly" stuff like playing rated m games and owning a gun cause they think they are all grown up and big people even though they will go to middle school only to get shitstomped by 7th and 8th graders and get beaten up. To any 5th grader going to middle school, have fun getting raped (:
Fifth grade 1: Ah Fuck i hurt my fucking leg! man fuck this stupid blacktop! my fucking knee is hurting! ah shit my asshole shit shit shit!
Fifth grader 2: Damn your cool since you are fucking cursing like that is fucking cool as shit
Fifth grader 3: I am telling the teacher
by Helisexist January 15, 2018
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grade schooler

someone still in grade school (k-8th)
someone who is so young they havent even reached highschool yet
ie. 6th 7th or 8th graders
by 4434 May 2, 2004
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weapons grade

A potentially dangerous substance that has been refined to the point where that potential is fully realised.

This term was originally applied to both uranium and plutonium. U235 is the fissionable isotope, but makes up less that one percent of natural uranium. This has to be increased to 90% (by an extremely laborious process) to produce weapons grade uranium. Plutonium for weapons is generally produced in nuclear reactors (the far more commn U238 is easily transumuted to P239) but again it has to be refined to about 95% purity before it can be used to make a nuclear weapon.

Nowadays anthrax is often referred to as being of 'weapons grade', but the usual term applied to chemical and biological agents is that they have been weaponised. Weaponisation describes the process of making them more potent or virulent, and packaging them for efficient delivery to the target. Weapons grade is the more colorful phrase that looks good on a headline and sounds oh so cool when used by a teen to describe a fart, say, or a fiery chilli. Already a cliche.
A resident of the town of Zmeinogorsk in Altai has handed eight containers of weapons-grade plutonium-239 to the police. Each of the containers handed in by Leonid Grigorov held 50 grams of plutonium. Grigorov planned to receive $8.25 per milligram after reading about rewards for surrendering radioactive material in the local media. However, criminal proceedings were instigated against him for “illegal storage of radioactive substances,” ITAR-TASS news agency reported Tuesday.

Man that J-Lo sure has a weapons grade ass!
by redwind December 16, 2004
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