Ethical Gooning

In other words, an "Ethical Gooner". Both meanings are very much the same. Ethical Gooning is someone who goons at a fictional character in any media who is 18 and/or over, and not an underage character, and any art that is not A.I.

Ethical Gooner 1: Oh god Rumi "Mirko" Usagiyama is so fucking hot. I wish I could be inside of her... Mmmmmm
Ethical Gooner 2: I need Yor Forger to finger my coochie so bad. Oh fuck yes~ Please yes~
Ethical Gooner 3: Loid Forger's dick would be great in my ass~
Ethical Gooner 4: It’s not A.I art and they are 18 and over; It’s gooning time!!!

All these are examples of Ethical Gooning

by Moimoi667 May 2, 2025

Spunk Gooning

When you have a bunk bed and you are on the top bunk and cut a whole through the middle to then stick your penile structure down the hole for the person on the bottom bunk to pleasure it

Me and my cellmate got caught Spunk Gooning last night in prison.

by d1boogering May 6, 2025

Flixer Gooning

Flixer Gooning was originally invented by the Yakubian Prophet in order to reach the nubian palace in the 3rd layer of Jynxiz asshole. From ancient texts scholars have decoded the method: "Taking your dingle, subtracting your fingle to get your dongle. The dongle is then fermented inside of Pyrocinical Foxy Inflation NSFW #twink art from Twitter, make sure the PH is at least -25e^2. Remove with teeth from mammoths and then go to target and ride the toilet handle freaky style until completion to gain access to the sublayer where the Nephaliptic Cabal keeps the 60ft ancient proto human giant used for calculations in the stock market. Harvest two of the Paradoxical Iphone 16 maxes with Hongdae sigils. Take it home and stick it into a solution with x1 minecraft steve figure, 2oz of Lebron james sweat, x1 elderberry. Seal lid with Dark Matter Grafted Cock rings (as needed). Once it has fermented remove using Metholpropyl Ketone to deactivate the solution. Proceed to start edging to whatever u choose. Shove the object into your anus at a 74.63 degree angle while facing north at bearing 319. Enjoy.

Josh- "I hate Georgia State Patrol"
Eric- "oh god he was Flixer Gooning"

by Flixr Gooning May 19, 2025

Power Gooning

Excessive obsession over powergaming and trying to exploit or minmax any system possible, most notably a video game.

All you do is speak about how to break the game balance with mechs, this ain't this is now power gooning!

by DrTuxedo May 20, 2025

Pay Gooning

Indulging in a deeply visceral, intoxicating state of arousal triggered by witnessing raw and uncut displays of wealth, lavish spending, or sheer financial dominance. Whether it's a girthy bank transfer notification swelling with potential, a big black Amex card thrust in motion, or the sight of someone drowning in luxury, pay gooning is the ultimate indulgence in fiscal ecstasy. Each transaction pulses like a forbidden rhythm, the flick of a trading app an act of financial foreplay. A well-hedged portfolio rises erect in a bull market, teasing with its tumescent growth -- always expanding, never climaxing, forever trembling on the precipice of monetary release.

The second that bonus check hit, I was pay gooning so bad I needed a cold shower and a financial advisor.

by JBOE May 21, 2025

mao gooning

When you straight up be jelking it chinese style

"Ive been mao gooning lately, ni hao"

by Maogooner420 May 26, 2025

AP Gooning

A secret class at the AP level available under the following requirements:

- Attaining a score of five on the following exams:

- AP Chemistry

- AP Calculus BC

- AP Physics

- AP Literature

- AP United States History

- Having a notable edge score (consistent for over 6 hours) confirmed with video evidence on the internet.

Coursework involves constant practice, learning terms and notable people within the gooning culture, and learning new forms and mental preparations.

No copies of prior exam are available online due to the confidential nature of the class. However, the majority of reports include a section of the exam that prompts examinees to "run the gauntlet", gooning through increasingly troubling material.

No known persons have passed the exam.

"Why am I scheduled for the 'AP Gooning' exam? I don't goon."

"Sure..."

by Glendonson June 10, 2025