goober smoocher

A person who likes to kiss dicks. Bitch that teases you with thinking your going to get the best damn blow job ever, but she never follows through. Also a funny cut down to call someone you want people to think they kiss dicks.

That Jane sure is a goober smoocher. She is such a cock tease.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

Goobermensch

Under educated neo-nazi type who feels he (or she) is superior to others of different races or ethnic groups based on a misapplied and shaky grasp of the philosophy of Nietzsche.

"Allright you goobermensch - drop the neighbor's cat and come quietly...and put something on for pete's sake!"

by retracj April 8, 2009

goobersnatch

complete goofball, nut, dingbat, etc.

Don't be such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005

Gooberries

An alternative name for testicles, referring to their gooey insides.

My gooberries made that tube sock so crusty, it actually cut me.

by stallionitalian July 25, 2010

gooberpuss

Bitch ass cunt. Old f*ck who sucks dick for a living. Who's goal is to ruin and annoy sexy athletic young gentlemen, and again they suck dick for a living with their saggy, limp ass.

Richard across the street is a gooberpuss.

by Jeffrey Jackson III June 27, 2014

goobernut

someone who, when you look at them you think...goober. Just a really goofy looking person.

Look at Evan Pierce's goobernutted ass!!!!!!

by Neal Faison July 13, 2004

goobersnatch

Goofball, nut, crazy person

You are such a goobersnatch!

by Zimmi April 14, 2005