Goats Bladder

90s-00s Merseyside slang, loosely meaning a ridiculous idiot. Calling someone a “goat” or a “pia goat” was a common insult used around certain parts of Merseyside. The addition of the word bladder adds further a layer of ridiculousness.

Whata piaaa goat, absolute goats bladder!

That juggalo Jake is a proper goats bladder!!

Goats Bladder by Kurt Gaiger December 10, 2020

Goal of duty 

(Gay of duty soccer server) is a discord server with 1k members they also has a rivalry with Disabled Football Clan Also known as DFC.

DFC > Goal of duty any day Also Renzo is a snake 🐍

Goal of duty is a discord server but dfc is clear of them

Goal of duty by unkown shush ok bruh October 10, 2021

Fourth and Goal

Fourth and goal describes a situation in which a sexually aroused male is on the verge of bagging a female from the bar (or other social establishment), but the establishment is closing very soon. This "make it or break it moment" can be characterized by high levels of anxiety and urgency. The male must act quickly to seal the deal before the clock runs out or risk going home alone to wank it.

Jeff: "Hey did you see Sean before we left the bar last night?
Greg: "Yeah, he was at fourth and goal with some skeezer right before the bar closed. I'm guessing he took her home to talk business."
Jeff: "Word."

Fourth and Goal by Great Seany October 3, 2016

pull the goalie 

Stop using birth control when you're trying to have a child.

My old lady won't stop yammering about wanting a kid so she wants to pull the goalie.

pull the goalie by angryvillager September 1, 2006

Field Goal 

Right as a man is pulling out during a blowjob, he squirts, and the cum is shot through the two front buck teeth of his girlfriend. When it makes it through, FIELD GOAL is yelled during the orgasm.

1) I totally got a field goal on her last night!
2) It was a long shot, but im so glad i made that field goal!

Field Goal by Anita Coch December 17, 2012

Pals Before Gals 

The Christian version of Bros Before Hos.

Luke: I think I'm gonna take Bernice to that Hawk Nelson concert tomorrow...

Jonah: Brother! We're supposed to try and win the Soapbox race at the Blueberry Festival, 3 years in a row! Come on brother! Pals before Gals!

Pals Before Gals by slicedalone July 7, 2010

pulling your goalie 

slang for masturbation used by hockey fans

- I walked in on you pulling your goalie

pulling your goalie by Bran Flakes May 9, 2006