E-Glish

The type of language (including acronyms) one uses online or in text messages.

Although his English is very good, his e-glish is just awful: he didn't know what LOL stood for.

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I would definitely have to say he is e-glishly challenged.

by Dr Toms Breezin April 2, 2010

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glint

A glint is when you see a girl you like, and your eyes light up like a christmas tree.

When Nash sees the love of his life Alyson, he gets a glint in his eye.

by Stefan Young December 7, 2004

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glitch in the matrix

A phenomenon that potheads use to explain things that happen when they have no idea (usually because they are stoned).

Dude, I found my lighter in the cabinet! Talk about a glitch in the matrix!

by suburbanite November 29, 2003

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Glastonbury

An over commercialised, very expensive drug-fest with over hyped bands.

Ticket Office guy: "That'll be £2000 for a Glastonbury ticket please"

Glastonbury Dealer: "Hash, skunk, skunk and hash..."

Paul McCartney: "Hi everyone, I'm headlining"

Everybody in attendance: "Bollocks!"

by mooreeasyvibe April 8, 2005

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glitch in the matrix

an account for a missing period of time or a lapse in the space-time continium.
usually used by stoners and those without the brain capacity to remember what they had for breakfast.

G1:"you guys seen my dog?"
G2:"no, didnt you leave him at K-mart?"
G1:"when??.........oh shit!"

C1:"uhg ug!"
C2:"ug uhh guh?"
C3:"when??"

by hex_ten December 1, 2003

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