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computer genius

What your Grandpa calls you when you fix something by turning it off and on again.
Grandpa: How'd you fix my television?
Son: I just rebooted the router is all.
Grandpa: You're a computer genius! What would we do without you?
Son: I have no idea.
by guy354 September 17, 2016
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Stable Genius

How to call someone dumb without calling them dumb
by YANG 2020 September 26, 2019
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Fingertip Genius

Someone who uses Google and/or the Internet to answer all questions as they have no knowledge base and rely on their phone's instead of their brains.
"Its like, Eric's so knowledgeable about EVERYTHING!" - "Bullshit, he's a fucking Fingertip Genius"
by James The Pain Hoban October 22, 2014
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Super-genius kumtwatwaffle

When your kumtwatwaffle's humour is more hilarious than you are, we call this genius kumtwatwaffle. And if the kumtwatwaffle is based on any number of kumquats, we call this super-genius kumtwatwaffle. A super-genius kumtwatwaffle will make any banana ding dong fit in an ear with well-hung chocolate covered grapes.
The super-genius kumtwatwaffle is more useful than a kumquat.
by Lambda Variant March 11, 2022
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Rap Genius

This website that will 'translate' your song lyrics for you.

which i think is great, its actually a really great idea

but i have already needed help in that category for years

and i think almost a decade ago someone else thought up that idea or had a website that already does that

it is called urbandictionary.com

its pretty good too
(article in businessweek
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Actually,now that i think about it...whatever furthers education

"Rap Genius Decodes Lyrics for the Masses
Three Ivy League grads launch an online startup to decipher rap lyrics"

urbandiction
by gRyPhOn December 4, 2011
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Ganus

Short for Gay Anus. Can be used as a substitute for the words fuck and crap.

Pronounced Ga-ness or Gay-ness.
'This iPod is ganus'

'Tim you're fucking ganus'

'Ganus!'
by Mr. Cherryleggs December 9, 2008
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genius

Said sarcastically: An insult for someone who has just made an embarrassing mistake or done something stupid, and thus proven themselves to be far from an actual genius. Tends to refer to a lack of common sense rather than a lack of academic smarts, and thus can be applied to people who are geniuses by IQ but not by street-smarts.
"Hey, genius, you're supposed to WEAR the condom, not EAT it!"
by AnyaTheVampireSlayer August 15, 2012
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