genioramus

In general, someone or something having the qualities of a genius and an ignoramus. Specifically, it may mean one of the following:

1) Someone who is very intelligent but who lacks tact and common sense. Someone who is book-smart but who has poor social skills.

2) An intellectual person who lacks the communication skills to articulate his or her knowledge in a sophisticated or even coherent manner.

3) Someone who sometimes seems very smart, and at other times very stupid.

4) A person with great intellectual potential who squanders his or her mental gift for the sake of popularity or convenience.

5) An intelligent person who uses his or her gift inappropriately. Someone who is smart, but not smart enough to stay out of trouble, or who uses his or her gift to get into trouble. For example, a dog who knows how to open doors or drawers to get at food, or knows how to root through a trash can without spilling it.

My dog knows enough to open the cupboard door, slide open the lid to the bread box, and open the bag of bread without knocking anything onto the floor, but he's not smart enough to stay out of trouble in the first place. He's such an genioramus!

by sambarnes February 28, 2008

genio

genius (sarcastic abbreviation)

(when someone does somethings stupid): "Man, you're a fuckin genio."

by Just BE October 23, 2005

genics

a scottish egg who burps continuously while being total shite at everything.

ffs hes crashed again

by BLiP August 27, 2003

Scottish Genie

When you have a threesum with two guys and one girl in which one of the male members ejaculates on the other's big toe, and he proceeds to put his toe in the girl's vag. Then the one who put his toe in makes a wish that she doesn't get pregnant.

Jeff: dude, I heard you had a threesum last night
Nate: yeah man, it was me, Richard and Catie- we tried a Scottish Genie
Jeff: ah man, i hope your wish comes true

by Johnny Derp March 20, 2011

genicide

Female genital mutilation. (ie. removal of one's clitoral tissue)

Boyfriend: How come your clit is missing?
Girlfriend: Well, I was a victim of genicide.
Boyfriend: Ok, well.. you can go back to giving ME head then...

by Dana January 23, 2004

Geniosity

Generous amounts of genius ideas provided to a peer.

Your welcome for that geniosity.

Thanks for the geniosity.

by Ellie ann September 29, 2013

Poo Genie

The poo genie is soley to blame for all unexplained excrement left in random parts of a house/flat. It will enter the house/flat during the night, usually after nights out or parties when friends are staying over, and leave an unwanted deposit in the most unlikely of locations.

Damien: "I cant believe you soiled yourself last night james!!"
James: "I didnt!! what makes you say that?"
Damien: "well it is all over the ironing board and it wasnt me!!"
James: "it wasnt me either!!...............oh good lord the poo genie strikes again!!"

by nemanja August 8, 2007