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Gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence

1. To felate and swallow the ejaculate.

2. To suck a penis and swallow the sperm/cum.
I took that girl from the bar home last night and she gobbled the goose and went south with the evidence on the way there in my car.
by Dego Dan August 10, 2007
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getting loose as a goose at the moose

an expression used by club and pub goers in canberra AUS. to go to MOOSEHEADS in civic and get drunk and pick up loads of digits
gazza: hey mate are you gonna hit the moose tonight?

Willy: yea maaate, im getting loose as a goose at the moose . birds gonna be all over me
by t-pana September 4, 2009
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Goose feathers

To let things like insults slide off like the feathers of a goose,so some one could forget the insults forever.

Unless someone calls a man a cunt
Greg:I'd let people's insults slide off me like goose feathers...until that girl called me cunt what the fuck?
Johnny: haha yeah for seral...
Greg: ...
by browngirlsdonttakebs February 20, 2009
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goose juice

sue rubbed her goose juice all over johnny's pillow.
by rrrrjjjj August 23, 2011
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Goose Goose!

A humiliating act, usually done by your closest friend; when one is "given the goose" so to speak, one never truly recovers.

The act itself is simple: Sneak up behind an unsuspecting victim (preferably a friend, as being knocked unconscious is likely to occur otherwise), and as quickly as you can, with all of your fingers on your hand extended out together, poke them into your friend's buttcrack and run away.

A proper "Goose Goose!" is always followed by you vociferating "Goose Goose!" a split second prior to you fleeing the scene.
Luke gave Adam a Goose Goose! Luke will be severely missed.
by adamryan March 18, 2009
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goosefat

sticky, lard like substance, used in buttering procedures - see also, "buttering".
Ohhh.... goosefat!
by Lurpak April 29, 2003
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goose drowner

Holy crap go build an arc it's comin' a goose drowner.
by Jeff Ray January 17, 2006
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