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Football Eve

The day before NFL football starts. The greatest day of the year. On Football Eve, your team is officially tied for first place. Better than Christmas Eve because you don't have to buy anyone crappy gifts or see your lousy mother-in-law.
Hey Brian, why are you so happy today?
It's Football Eve!
by FrogLip September 9, 2009
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foot claustrophobia

when you feet are at a state of feeling trapped because they are covered. they might begin to throb or sweat or stiffen. us salt occurs with tight socks or shoes above the ankle.
oh yeah, my hightops I was wearing yesterday gave me such bad foot claustrophobia
by swagmoney1234 June 24, 2016
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fantasy football fan

a person who does not root for his favorite team, but rather for the players on his fantasy football team
Person 1: yes! holy shit! miles austin caught another touchdown pass!
Person 2: dude... your a giants fan
Person 3: nahhh hes just a fantasy football fan
by esquiggly mcgiggles January 17, 2010
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Football Withdrawal Syndrome

1. The agonizing mental process of accepting that football season is finally over.

This serious mental disorder afflicts millions of Americans every year, usually in the second week of February. Effective therapy is not available until the following August, at the earliest.

2. A crisis in the national spirit that is mitigated (only slightly) by the arrival of March Madness -- the NCAA basketball tournament.

3. The realization that life as we know it has ended, at least for six torturously long months.

4. Proof that Arena Football will never take the place of the real thing.
Hank was hospitalized on February 12 with severe anxiety and chest pain. Following a series of CAT scans at the Mayo Clinic, he was diagnozed with Football Withdrawal Syndrome (FWS). May God have mercy on his soul.
by Peter Kobs January 1, 2010
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foot fetish

The pure admiration or sexual attraction of barefeet. Usually pertaining to men who can become sexually aroused from the sight of any part of women's feet(including, toes, arches and soles.
Maria told gina the reason the shoe salesman loves his job is because he has a foot fetish.
by Rico June 30, 2004
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Foot Jerky

The tough, dried skin on your foot (either from a blister or a corn) that, when peeled off, is then eaten or chewed on.
"Look at this strip of dead skin from my heel! Mmmmm, foot jerky!"
by Sinnerviewer April 9, 2012
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foot the bill

meaning to have to pay the entire amount of the expenses for the meal,trip,entertainment, etc.
I took my travel group to the amusement park and I had to foot the whole bill.
by wordman August 28, 2005
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