Five Nights at Freddy's

A natural laxative developed by Scott Cawthon.

I swear to god Foxy, stay where you are. STAY WHERE YOU AREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFUCK!!! I LOST!!! I HATE FIVE NIGHTS AT FREDDY'S!

by AreialInferno December 30, 2014

fready

A term used to define being "fresh and ready." This term is different from just getting "ready" in that in involves more detail and time involving three or more of the following: Haircut, Shower, Shaving/ Triming (Face, body, and/or pubic area), waxing, Trimming nails, New or just pressed clothing, New or just cleaned sneakers or shoes, Cologne or perfume, or anything else that will make you stand out above the rest.

Dave: "Dude, I think she might let me hit it tonight!"

Nick: "Just make sure you get fready before you go over!"

Nick: "What time do you want to go to the strip club tonight?

Dave: "How about 11:00, that will give me enough time to get fready."

by Juanito Garza December 9, 2008

Fred Willard

The act of masturbating. Or, the act of masturbating in a public place. Made famous recently by actor Fred Willard who was arrested for allegedly jerking off in the Tiki porn theater in Los Angeles.

"Dude, after waking up from that wet dream, I was so fired up I had to pull a Fred Willard"

by Axes to Grind July 24, 2012

Freddy Krueger

Freddy Krueger was a terrible child murderer who, in his death became a horrible dream murderer, murdering people in their dreams, only to keep ressurecting himself, freddy krueger is an unstoppable force of evil.

"The cops knew something...i heard them mention a name...freddy...freddy krueger." - Freddy Vs Jason (2003)

by Jason August 20, 2003

fred and george weasley

fred and george weasley are the twins in the weasley family in the harry potter series.

fred and george weasley look the same

by crowie August 7, 2006

Freddie Highmore

Alfred Thomas Highmore (born February 14, 1992), known professionally as Freddie Highmore, is an English actor. he's been in popular flicks such as "Charlie and the Chocolate Factory"as charlie,"The Spiderwick Chronicles"as the twins and "August Rush" as Evan Taylor/August Rush

soon he will be appearing in "Astro Boy" as the voice of Astro boy,,

person #1 :: OMG that young actor is majorly cute! who is it?
person #2 :: its TOTALLY freddie highmore!!

by . : tori -=- jane : . June 20, 2008

fredache

a headache one gets after watching one of the Fred videos (annoying squeeking voice kid) on youtube.

Nicole: Lets watch the new Fred video!

Nick: Ahh alright, but afterwards im probably gonna get a fredache from his squeeking annoyingness!

by calaburrito July 20, 2009