ford exploder

Ford Explorer after many tire blow outs causing crashes and rollovers

check out that ford exploder

by Tarrance Graham January 19, 2005

abraham ford

A rare sub-species of ginger previously believed to be extinct. Complete badass which often is seen with an M16 rifle. Particularly enjoys killing zombies

Abraham ford could very easily rip you apart

by davidm998 May 25, 2016

Ford it up

To party hard like Toronto Mayor Rob Ford.

Hey Steve and Mike, what do you say we go out tonight and Ford it up.

Sure Paul, as long as you supply us with the booze and crack pipe we're in.

by Paul Guay November 28, 2013

ford-five

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.

Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!

by Grundelmuffin January 9, 2009

rob ford

Crack Cocaine

Ie.

Mike: Yo b what's the flex tonight?

FTB: Yo reach my house brah, we gonnna smoke that Rob Ford 'n shit!

Mike: You RUST!

by Torontonian121 December 8, 2013

Ford mustang

Owned by impotent dudes going thru a midlife crisis. More often or not has poor driving skills and is unfit to operate a Prius. Often see these clowns doing burnouts, losing control, then curb kissing their front bumper.

Ford mustang is the official car of curb kissing.

by M_Dubz152 June 8, 2023

Melyssa Ford

One of the finest carmel brown supermodels to ever come from North of the American border. I'd be her lawful wedded husband if she'd have me. Jessica Rabbit is her nickname, but Viagra with legs is more like it. She has appeared in almost every major hip-hop video in the last two years., including Usher's "Yeah!". If I were to die today, I'd like to be reincarnated as one of her favorite pairs of undies, or just a new molecule of her body.

Melyssa Ford is the true definition of a beatiful women inside out.

Melyssa for will be my wife one day if she'll have me

Melyssa Ford ain't bad, she was just made that way!

DDDDDAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMNNNNN!!!!!!!!!

by Mr. Dwayne October 23, 2004