ford-five 

When two Superduty (or similar style trucks) pass one another on a narrow road close enough so their towing mirrors collide with one another in a high-five style.

Me: Hey man what happened to your truck??

Asswhipe: Fuck man, I thought I'd show off my new programmer so I decided I'd be cute and blow by some peckerwood towin a trailer on the rural route but the fuckin road was too narrow and I gave him the old Ford-Five

Me: Owned!!

ford-five by Grundelmuffin January 9, 2009

Ford Five Hundred 

The Ford Five Hundred (code name D258) is the succeedor of the Ford Tarus. Currently the only engine option avalible is the 3.0 L Duratec V6 engine that provides 203hp@5,750 rpm. Though somewhat dull on exterior styling in excells in saftey, cargo space, handling, and value.

With m new ford five Hundred I can fit at least 3 bodies in the trunk.

Ford Five Hundred by yomanwill September 17, 2006

Ford Five Hundred 

As a matter of fact, the Ford Five Hundred will no longer be the name of the car. The Ford Company decided to stop production of the older roly-poly, boat-like Taurus, and name the Five Hundred the new Taurus mainly because of customer recognition for the 2008 brand.They also decided to name nearly every Ford car to start with an F except the Taurus; i.e. Fusion, Focus, Freesytle, F-Series... They decided that this was a good marketing move instead of actually competing with the reliable Japanese cars (most of which are made in America).

My buddy: I think I'm going to buy a Ford Five Hundred.

Me: Why is that?

My buddy: Because I like their marketing scheme. Most of the cars start with F's and 95% of their commercials only talk about the styling and how cool the car looks. Not the reliability, dependability, or resale value. It's a good company, I also saw you can stop an airplane on their commercial!

Me: You're an idiot.

Ford Five Hundred by Andrewww November 24, 2007

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012