Middleburg flapjack

This is a situation that is created when one person defecates a toilet, and chooses NOT to flush. A second and/or third person then uses the SAME toilet to perform THEIR business. The toilet remains un-flushed.

A final party, (house, condo, or apt. owner), then "stumbles" upon the creation, and usually gets VERY ANGRY.

This "stacking" of feces resembles that of flapjacks at breakfast.

Middleburg Heights is defined as the first location where a Flapjack of this sort was created.

Angry at his girlfriend, Dustin convinced his friends Brian and Chad to help him create a Middleburg Flapjack in her downstairs toilet.

by Kelly, Brian March 24, 2008

sweet mama flapjacks

Wow, good grief, oh my gosh, etc.
(goes great with an eyeroll.)

Did you see what Susie was wearing? Sweet Mama flapjacks

by Nunia Biz May 17, 2008

flap sex

1.the act of fat people or skinny doing it in the flaps(rolls) by being jerked off in on flaps or scissoring in the fat flap sex is a way some fat people show there affection since it's hard to find the lovers genitals.

(brandon) man i made sweet love to my boyfriend
(adam) i don't even want to know shut up
(brandon) man we did each other in the flap
(adam) so you had flap sex
(brandon) yeah
(adam) nice

by killmeihavenolife December 10, 2007

Bird Flap

Fat guy's belly below his belt (similar to Bunt or Crotch Belly)

That dude's belt is pushing down his bird flap

by Joe Carott December 23, 2008

skin flap

A useless person. Someone who thinks they are important but are as annoying as a flap of skin.

My manager Will thinks he is all that but he is just a skin flap.

by Amy Beth December 11, 2007

Flap Jacks

A Woman with breasts that are flat. Deflated Titties.

An old age home is a great place to find Flap Jacks.

by Leon June 20, 2004

vagina flap

term like penis wrinkle... an insult

you are a big vagina flap

by Big B April 2, 2004